I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4889. | Lauren (lauren_conrad) | 102.31 | 95% | 2025-06-05 |
| 4890. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 102.31 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 4891. | David (emmicks) | 102.31 | 97% | 2017-02-03 |
| 4892. | Tobi (tobitypes) | 102.30 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 4893. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 102.29 | 97% | 2017-04-05 |
| 4894. | carve (carve) | 102.29 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 4895. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 102.28 | 96.9% | 2024-07-23 |
| 4896. | ppun (ppun) | 102.28 | 96.5% | 2024-06-06 |
| 4897. | mariah (serialfriend) | 102.28 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
| 4898. | Isaac (inied) | 102.28 | 96.9% | 2024-02-20 |
| 4899. | Patrick (pawal001) | 102.27 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 4900. | ryota (ryotoom18) | 102.27 | 95% | 2018-11-02 |
| 4901. | Josh (jhc9999) | 102.26 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 4902. | Mark (wiseruser) | 102.25 | 99% | 2022-11-06 |
| 4903. | Nani (karlord) | 102.24 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 4904. | ben (risns) | 102.24 | 95% | 2023-09-24 |
| 4905. | Benjin (benjin7) | 102.23 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 4906. | Allen (allen11235) | 102.23 | 98% | 2021-02-20 |
| 4907. | Goatinator (go4tinator) | 102.21 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 4908. | Hadi (charaka) | 102.21 | 99% | 2021-08-06 |
| 4909. | Jimmy (jphan98) | 102.21 | 99% | 2021-02-04 |
| 4910. | YOUR DAD IS SEXY & HANDSOME... | 102.20 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 4911. | Gail the Snail (goldberry) | 102.20 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4912. | Dejan (dejansrb) | 102.20 | 97% | 2018-11-22 |
| 4913. | Flarefin (flah_ridge) | 102.19 | 96% | 2023-08-07 |
| 4914. | Ahmad (vectors_master) | 102.18 | 97.2% | 2024-05-23 |
| 4915. | fishy (fishipowa) | 102.18 | 98% | 2022-11-23 |
| 4916. | Travis (travisjf) | 102.18 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 4917. | Matt (fattyg) | 102.17 | 98.3% | 2023-12-14 |
| 4918. | Vanshraj (vrsempire601) | 102.17 | 97.8% | 2023-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |