And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32943. | Lalith Sharma (lalith_sharma7) | 57.68 | 94% | 2022-04-10 |
| 32944. | Memestar (zlatanzweeden) | 57.68 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 32945. | derek (derekj) | 57.68 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 32946. | Sparky (sparky_0001) | 57.68 | 95.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 32947. | jack (leafies) | 57.67 | 91% | 2012-12-07 |
| 32948. | lee (borechen12) | 57.67 | 98% | 2014-08-28 |
| 32949. | Ben (threefx) | 57.67 | 88% | 2017-01-29 |
| 32950. | Dhyaneshwaran (dhyani1919) | 57.67 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 32951. | ainchester (razorcluster) | 57.67 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 32952. | Tominator (tominator0_0) | 57.67 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 32953. | Vivek (viveklodhi) | 57.66 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
| 32954. | Jaspreet (jassi) | 57.66 | 94% | 2013-12-02 |
| 32955. | Amarant (amarant_) | 57.66 | 94% | 2021-09-14 |
| 32956. | M (lanc_1337) | 57.66 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 32957. | Peter (dzsuzeppe) | 57.66 | 93% | 2014-03-24 |
| 32958. | Randy (maynardh) | 57.66 | 97% | 2013-01-23 |
| 32959. | Fatma (fatmaozer) | 57.65 | 93% | 2014-10-29 |
| 32960. | Helena (helena) | 57.65 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 32961. | Rashid (alirashidpk) | 57.65 | 94% | 2012-11-15 |
| 32962. | Liesl (leftyspinner) | 57.65 | 97% | 2014-03-10 |
| 32963. | Tsunami (bmo12) | 57.64 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 32964. | salah (salah_bak) | 57.64 | 94.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 32965. | AB Patil (amit_birajdar_03) | 57.64 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 32966. | Kshitij (kshitij21) | 57.63 | 95% | 2022-06-24 |
| 32967. | Bryce (bryce_9_fingers) | 57.63 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 32968. | Jae (jlee2017) | 57.63 | 97% | 2019-02-08 |
| 32969. | Justin (laskov) | 57.63 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 32970. | Sivert (ivcasstiel) | 57.63 | 93% | 2017-01-25 |
| 32971. | Eemeli (meemel1) | 57.63 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 32972. | pvphigh (puky1) | 57.63 | 90% | 2015-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |