I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1023. | Aaron (oofle007) | 99.94 | 99% | 2024-08-05 |
| 1024. | Miku (bestgirlmiku) | 99.92 | 97% | 2023-08-16 |
| 1025. | xiangnan (xiangnan3333) | 99.92 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 1026. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 99.90 | 98.2% | 2024-03-07 |
| 1027. | Warren (warrennnn) | 99.88 | 95.2% | 2025-02-05 |
| 1028. | car (nostalgiatest) | 99.87 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1029. | bigman (xdbigman) | 99.86 | 98% | 2024-11-19 |
| 1030. | Samarth (samarthmayya) | 99.86 | 97% | 2023-07-28 |
| 1031. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 99.84 | 97.9% | 2024-04-08 |
| 1032. | La Familia (xquyen) | 99.83 | 98.1% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1033. | Mikey (miket349) | 99.83 | 97.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1034. | Moy (moy280) | 99.82 | 96.9% | 2024-09-28 |
| 1035. | Raymond (szlesh) | 99.81 | 98.2% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1036. | Vanilla (vanilla_typeracer) | 99.79 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 1037. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 99.75 | 97.8% | 2024-12-01 |
| 1038. | Erin H. (ehorns) | 99.73 | 97.3% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1039. | hunzai (alihunzai) | 99.72 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 1040. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 99.71 | 96.6% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1041. | scrambledeggs (scrambledeggss) | 99.68 | 98% | 2024-09-28 |
| 1042. | Keck (keck1) | 99.67 | 98% | 2023-12-21 |
| 1043. | csAxer8 (csaxer) | 99.67 | 97.1% | 2025-05-23 |
| 1044. | Morwyn (morw_) | 99.66 | 97.2% | 2024-06-25 |
| 1045. | Nicole Ortiz (nikilightning) | 99.66 | 98.2% | 2024-03-25 |
| 1046. | (treje) | 99.64 | 97.4% | 2024-12-08 |
| 1047. | De9mond (uniwite) | 99.62 | 97.1% | 2024-08-09 |
| 1048. | Kaleb (cappyton) | 99.57 | 96.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 1049. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 99.56 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1050. | griV (griv) | 99.53 | 97.3% | 2024-10-17 |
| 1051. | hailee (haileegirlypop) | 99.46 | 99.1% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1052. | javier (allahlover14) | 99.43 | 96% | 2024-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |