As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4579. | Jake (absolutebob) | 99.10 | 91% | 2016-08-29 |
| 4580. | Strahinja (zlatan3412) | 99.10 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| 4581. | Versus (ultra__instinct) | 99.10 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 4582. | Pat (supectible) | 99.09 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 4583. | Fartmaster99 (keyboardwasta... | 99.09 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 4584. | Alex (wu2481632) | 99.09 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
| 4585. | Brandon (brandonkarp) | 99.09 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 4586. | wasd_wasd (wasd_wasd) | 99.08 | 98% | 2024-02-18 |
| 4587. | tutnek (tutnek) | 99.08 | 98.8% | 2024-05-08 |
| 4588. | Nigel (ferretinahat) | 99.08 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 4589. | can't type :) (void7750) | 99.07 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 4590. | Owen (luoowen) | 99.06 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 4591. | soilderith (soilderboy) | 99.05 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 4592. | nil (nilmoe) | 99.04 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4593. | :) (drewroen) | 99.04 | 93% | 2016-02-10 |
| 4594. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 99.03 | 98% | 2016-11-22 |
| 4595. | hella (accuracyforever) | 99.02 | 99% | 2024-05-28 |
| 4596. | 🤔 (akixuu) | 99.02 | 97.2% | 2024-03-20 |
| 4597. | SpicyAsianBoy (spicyasianboy) | 99.02 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4598. | (alifeofregret) | 99.02 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 4599. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 99.02 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
| 4600. | Sam (sam3456) | 99.01 | 97.7% | 2024-04-17 |
| 4601. | ae (bigae) | 99.01 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4602. | Bleh (entropian) | 99.01 | 99% | 2022-01-02 |
| 4603. | Joseph (jpalma4790) | 99.00 | 99% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4604. | Dyl (dbambino) | 99.00 | 99% | 2017-08-07 |
| 4605. | HOFONG (hofong) | 99.00 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
| 4606. | Luke (lukell) | 98.99 | 97.9% | 2025-02-05 |
| 4607. | Happy (candy02058912) | 98.98 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
| 4608. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 98.97 | 97% | 2016-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |