I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15827. | Deez (ace_4_9) | 70.27 | 93% | 2025-01-01 |
| 15828. | Faris (silverskied) | 70.27 | 95% | 2021-09-25 |
| 15829. | Driew (driew) | 70.27 | 96.1% | 2021-03-01 |
| 15830. | Bala (bala7621) | 70.26 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 15831. | Nick (salt__) | 70.26 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 15832. | Sam (brayingdonkey) | 70.25 | 96% | 2024-09-20 |
| 15833. | Ok Boomer (tortoiseturtle) | 70.25 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 15834. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 70.25 | 94.5% | 2023-06-26 |
| 15835. | Aidan (wokwokwok) | 70.25 | 89% | 2017-04-27 |
| 15836. | Naman (naman_vj) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 15837. | Franco (banco820) | 70.24 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 15838. | Abdollah (budy_certain) | 70.24 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 15839. | Waf (wafferizzle) | 70.24 | 95% | 2021-07-04 |
| 15840. | Michael (lastobelus) | 70.24 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 15841. | dav (dgal) | 70.24 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 15842. | Duy (duypham) | 70.24 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| 15843. | bee (aliceisjesus) | 70.23 | 94% | 2020-11-07 |
| 15844. | Emmanuel (blaez_) | 70.23 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 15845. | John (johnykenny) | 70.23 | 99% | 2021-03-08 |
| 15846. | HowToTypin9 (supergodnes) | 70.22 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 15847. | CM (ryscue) | 70.22 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 15848. | Abdo Souls (abdosouls) | 70.21 | 95.6% | 2024-05-18 |
| 15849. | Mitch (mrmtech) | 70.21 | 94% | 2017-08-06 |
| 15850. | Chen (nyarlathoteppppp) | 70.21 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 15851. | Joakim (draghman) | 70.21 | 97% | 2019-10-26 |
| 15852. | Eli Van Stichelen (stichelman) | 70.20 | 96.2% | 2025-05-15 |
| 15853. | Jayson (jay_dud) | 70.20 | 95% | 2025-01-31 |
| 15854. | Speed is relative (hvan1998) | 70.20 | 95% | 2021-10-07 |
| 15855. | Mohammed (md_islam) | 70.20 | 97% | 2017-04-19 |
| 15856. | indian_lad365 (indian_lad365) | 70.19 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |