So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21374. | Yung (patalsan) | 66.35 | 95% | 2019-01-01 |
| 21375. | Robert (stanford4modesto) | 66.35 | 96% | 2014-01-08 |
| 21376. | fhbjnrng (fhbjnrng) | 66.34 | 86% | 2016-01-11 |
| 21377. | gcode (gcode360) | 66.34 | 94% | 2021-04-15 |
| 21378. | Jose (cornjose877) | 66.34 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 21379. | Flanders (flanders1) | 66.34 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 21380. | Ash (ashxjesslyn) | 66.34 | 95.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 21381. | Silly (sillygeeses) | 66.34 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 21382. | Rasintya (rasintya) | 66.34 | 92% | 2014-04-20 |
| 21383. | Sakti (sakti) | 66.34 | 91% | 2013-03-25 |
| 21384. | Woraphol (woraphol) | 66.34 | 91% | 2017-01-01 |
| 21385. | John (illegalization) | 66.34 | 94% | 2018-12-07 |
| 21386. | Constantijn (fireline) | 66.33 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 21387. | Patrick (jaredmiah) | 66.33 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 21388. | Aryan (aryan_dhakad) | 66.33 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 21389. | Nathaniel (starpiratecraft) | 66.33 | 93% | 2015-02-16 |
| 21390. | James (ddir_james) | 66.32 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 21391. | ---- (redball) | 66.32 | 95.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 21392. | Samiksha (samikshaparab) | 66.32 | 94% | 2012-03-13 |
| 21393. | Moto (moto) | 66.32 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 21394. | nick chat : (giang_vn) | 66.32 | 97% | 2011-06-19 |
| 21395. | Alice (alice_guo) | 66.32 | 93% | 2015-03-04 |
| 21396. | tstats[ksybrx0x] (ksybrx0x) | 66.31 | 96.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 21397. | Ezra (ezra_smith) | 66.31 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 21398. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 66.31 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 21399. | Lauren (lwilli5692) | 66.31 | 83% | 2012-12-11 |
| 21400. | Carit (kleptor) | 66.31 | 90% | 2012-10-30 |
| 21401. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 66.31 | 98% | 2016-10-14 |
| 21402. | Kohei (honzuki) | 66.31 | 93% | 2014-12-04 |
| 21403. | Ruel Ryan (ruelryan) | 66.30 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |