I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1681. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 92.53 | 98.9% | 2024-03-04 |
| 1682. | gost (akasyh) | 92.53 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 1683. | Joshua (raizee) | 92.52 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 1684. | patience (abacon233) | 92.51 | 97% | 2025-10-02 |
| 1685. | adin (thedvoraktypist) | 92.51 | 96.2% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1686. | PotatoMike (potatomike) | 92.49 | 98% | 2025-06-10 |
| 1687. | JGB ðŸ‡ðŸ‡¹ (jgb000) | 92.47 | 97% | 2025-07-19 |
| 1688. | Pancakesaurus (pancakesaurus) | 92.47 | 98% | 2025-08-15 |
| 1689. | blob (blobery) | 92.47 | 97.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 1690. | Giorgis (kur_giorgis) | 92.46 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 1691. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 92.42 | 98.4% | 2024-10-09 |
| 1692. | Jake (pablojoseidk) | 92.42 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1693. | Ciccon0 (ciccon1) | 92.38 | 94.3% | 2024-10-10 |
| 1694. | Eric Liu (babiesbobo) | 92.37 | 96% | 2024-12-27 |
| 1695. | Maximus (maximusoctavius) | 92.36 | 96.5% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1696. | silit (gamblis) | 92.35 | 97.8% | 2024-04-15 |
| 1697. | William Z. (aliaswz) | 92.34 | 97% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1698. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 92.34 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1699. | Laco (koomp) | 92.34 | 99% | 2025-07-01 |
| 1700. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 92.34 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
| 1701. | Daniel (sgyplz) | 92.33 | 98% | 2024-04-11 |
| 1702. | dj-viking (dj_viking) | 92.30 | 98.9% | 2024-03-31 |
| 1703. | JCRueco (shizile) | 92.30 | 98% | 2025-07-04 |
| 1704. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 92.29 | 95.4% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1705. | pls (pls_) | 92.29 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1706. | progoo (progoo) | 92.29 | 96.5% | 2024-02-04 |
| 1707. | alex rae (alexmcrae) | 92.27 | 98% | 2025-06-12 |
| 1708. | (-_-) (bvw400) | 92.27 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 1709. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 92.26 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 1710. | Cinna Bunbun (cinna_bunbun) | 92.25 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |