Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4110. | Wake (awriter) | 64.50 | 98% | 2019-01-26 |
| 4111. | Beryllium (berylliumqwerty) | 64.50 | 93% | 2020-11-05 |
| 4112. | Raithorm (sityr) | 64.50 | 94% | 2019-02-07 |
| 4113. | Ifad (ifadardin) | 64.49 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 4114. | Michael (rugby4life) | 64.49 | 95% | 2018-02-18 |
| 4115. | Jayesh (jayeshaw) | 64.48 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 4116. | Matthew (matt246) | 64.45 | 95% | 2020-09-17 |
| 4117. | wessel (wesseltype) | 64.44 | 97% | 2018-10-14 |
| 4118. | Mr.Pickles (ap_ultra) | 64.41 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4119. | Kushal (kushaltrivedi5) | 64.41 | 94% | 2018-08-25 |
| 4120. | AaTANKwadi (aatankwadi) | 64.41 | 96% | 2020-05-29 |
| 4121. | Furkan (notoriousfs) | 64.40 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4122. | (you) (user_phil) | 64.39 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 4123. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 64.36 | 96% | 2020-03-15 |
| 4124. | Brian (the_bc) | 64.36 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 4125. | Blaku (blaku03) | 64.36 | 94% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4126. | Ali (ali6843) | 64.35 | 98% | 2018-06-20 |
| 4127. | Anton (mountainhills) | 64.35 | 95% | 2018-06-16 |
| 4128. | Sharkkey (sharkkey) | 64.34 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 4129. | govind (rockstar0101) | 64.34 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 4130. | Shruiken (shruiken) | 64.33 | 95% | 2020-02-18 |
| 4131. | Will (urbanmist) | 64.33 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 4132. | Richard (ragdolllv) | 64.33 | 99% | 2020-11-24 |
| 4133. | rowdy (hari_knight_hawks10) | 64.31 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 4134. | Temirkul (temirkul) | 64.29 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 4135. | Kiwiwings (carmenbrouwer12) | 64.28 | 95% | 2019-03-31 |
| 4136. | Louis (cenuij) | 64.27 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 4137. | AN (yuuuhhhhh) | 64.27 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 4138. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 64.25 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 4139. | Elvis (juke_box) | 64.24 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |