Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2233. | Charles (xx_white_racer_xx) | 78.53 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 2234. | Peter (speedyboi95) | 78.52 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 2235. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 78.52 | 96% | 2018-06-10 |
| 2236. | Neo2 Layout (smowheer) | 78.51 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2237. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 78.50 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 2238. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 78.50 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 2239. | dalineth (dalineth) | 78.50 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
| 2240. | Cat-Dvorak (ardemus2) | 78.50 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
| 2241. | Ronald (ron777) | 78.50 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 2242. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 78.47 | 98% | 2018-11-11 |
| 2243. | Allen (coraza) | 78.47 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 2244. | Noam (noamvb) | 78.46 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2245. | Andre (dreson03) | 78.46 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2246. | N (natejam) | 78.44 | 95% | 2020-10-31 |
| 2247. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 78.42 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 2248. | Malthus (malthusfb) | 78.42 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
| 2249. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 78.39 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
| 2250. | Brandon (koalabearf) | 78.38 | 96% | 2019-12-02 |
| 2251. | Tong (tongvu) | 78.38 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 2252. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 78.38 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2253. | Mayank (minkk777) | 78.38 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 2254. | Zach (zach_bill) | 78.37 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
| 2255. | Ian (norcla) | 78.33 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 2256. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 78.33 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2257. | Rearia (rearia) | 78.32 | 94% | 2017-09-28 |
| 2258. | Sam (mrspongex33) | 78.31 | 98% | 2017-11-26 |
| 2259. | tobias (thandschin) | 78.31 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 2260. | Rafa (rafael1548) | 78.30 | 96% | 2020-07-04 |
| 2261. | - (a__01) | 78.28 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 2262. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 78.26 | 96% | 2018-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |