So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36121. | Shristi (shristi_gupta) | 34.33 | 95% | 2022-03-02 |
| 36122. | Ian (zento_x) | 34.33 | 93% | 2021-01-27 |
| 36123. | TRẦN QUANG TƯỞNG (tuon... | 34.31 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 36124. | Nathalie (ann6786ortiz@yaho... | 34.28 | 88% | 2012-05-23 |
| 36125. | supolchai (supolchai) | 34.27 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 36126. | Yulany (yulany7) | 34.19 | 90% | 2013-02-01 |
| 36127. | MARTHA (alabami) | 34.19 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 36128. | Prem (premkumar12) | 34.17 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 36129. | sjr (sj_rifat) | 34.15 | 92% | 2023-03-13 |
| 36130. | riefqi (riefqid) | 34.10 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 36131. | girija (girija) | 34.05 | 93% | 2012-11-04 |
| 36132. | Rocker (linming) | 34.04 | 93% | 2023-08-03 |
| 36133. | yoink (thehomie5647) | 34.01 | 94% | 2017-06-08 |
| 36134. | Alin (an0n1m) | 33.93 | 82% | 2015-11-09 |
| 36135. | Marzuq (itsmarzuq) | 33.92 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 36136. | nnnile (nnnile) | 33.92 | 86% | 2015-05-11 |
| 36137. | Alex (alexx) | 33.85 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 36138. | Jumpo (purplejumpo) | 33.82 | 90% | 2014-03-30 |
| 36139. | d-nee (iggy3931) | 33.81 | 84% | 2015-08-11 |
| 36140. | bruh (xxdffafasf) | 33.80 | 90.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 36141. | keeshia (keeshia) | 33.79 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 36142. | thoai (tranthoai) | 33.75 | 88% | 2011-10-17 |
| 36143. | nick (colleyferdez) | 33.70 | 89% | 2011-07-14 |
| 36144. | Alex (zanderst) | 33.69 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 36145. | ____Mr___adam (arrouwa) | 33.68 | 92% | 2022-02-09 |
| 36146. | lanisha (neelishis08) | 33.67 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 36147. | moises (moises) | 33.66 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 36148. | Roy Angelo (lieloh) | 33.66 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 36149. | regina (regina123) | 33.64 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 36150. | Jamie (jtduby) | 33.63 | 86% | 2014-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |