As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6227. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 93.48 | 99% | 2023-07-13 |
| 6228. | trick20 (trick2001) | 93.48 | 97.8% | 2023-07-31 |
| 6229. | Lee Paul (timberlandpaul) | 93.48 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 6230. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 93.48 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
| 6231. | Jan (janice1017) | 93.47 | 98% | 2025-04-27 |
| 6232. | Steven (stoveoveoven) | 93.47 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
| 6233. | Bade (terrabade) | 93.47 | 99% | 2022-02-19 |
| 6234. | Nick (nickawesomee) | 93.47 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 6235. | swagmaster893247 (swagswags... | 93.46 | 97% | 2024-05-30 |
| 6236. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 93.46 | 98% | 2025-06-18 |
| 6237. | Brock (awwaiid) | 93.46 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 6238. | Papa (quamthebomb) | 93.46 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
| 6239. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 93.44 | 99.1% | 2025-02-13 |
| 6240. | Zn (z1ny) | 93.44 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 6241. | H4mburger (h4mburger) | 93.43 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6242. | Jizz (mamski) | 93.43 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
| 6243. | Tyler (exilereject) | 93.42 | 99% | 2023-05-31 |
| 6244. | thifuni (thifuni) | 93.42 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 6245. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 93.42 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 6246. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 93.41 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 6247. | Derek (vonarxd) | 93.41 | 99% | 2021-10-11 |
| 6248. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 93.41 | 97% | 2017-05-12 |
| 6249. | Hajar (hajar424) | 93.41 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 6250. | Marcos (retrograde) | 93.40 | 98% | 2024-02-03 |
| 6251. | an0ma1y (an0ma1y) | 93.40 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
| 6252. | Gary (garrigan) | 93.40 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
| 6253. | Cory (cory) | 93.40 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 6254. | Fez (iamsuperspeed) | 93.39 | 98.2% | 2024-09-17 |
| 6255. | ZEDDEED (zeddeed) | 93.38 | 98% | 2024-08-21 |
| 6256. | kelp (k3lp_boy) | 93.38 | 95.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |