As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15491. | Sid (judgementdey) | 71.12 | 98% | 2021-01-30 |
15492. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 71.12 | 95% | 2023-04-10 |
15493. | Natalie (roytheboy) | 71.12 | 95% | 2023-02-03 |
15494. | Kim (ntk02) | 71.12 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
15495. | Bem (odenscolddry) | 71.12 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
15496. | Adriaan (adriaanp2) | 71.11 | 98% | 2016-07-22 |
15497. | ClassicJoe980 (classicjoe980) | 71.11 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
15498. | Alex (alex0123) | 71.11 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
15499. | eddy (eddyshenny) | 71.10 | 96% | 2022-01-15 |
15500. | Roman (religer) | 71.09 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
15501. | Connor (connor623) | 71.09 | 95% | 2018-06-17 |
15502. | Equaus (equaus) | 71.09 | 94.8% | 2021-01-31 |
15503. | Joshua (joshuabruton) | 71.09 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
15504. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 71.09 | 96% | 2019-10-13 |
15505. | Lurker99 (someone16) | 71.09 | 97% | 2015-05-06 |
15506. | Matt (digisax) | 71.09 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
15507. | Anthony (antd) | 71.08 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
15508. | Aleksa (alexample) | 71.08 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
15509. | heowuayngon (heowuayngon) | 71.08 | 97% | 2015-07-02 |
15510. | Asem (norther) | 71.08 | 97% | 2015-04-21 |
15511. | Elizabeth (libby_blackburn) | 71.07 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
15512. | Luffy-dono (luffy_dono) | 71.07 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
15513. | Elemonade (elemonade) | 71.07 | 97.7% | 2021-02-21 |
15514. | Fahrul (fahrulthecuck) | 71.07 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
15515. | Shray (_raybies_) | 71.06 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
15516. | Magisplash (magisplash) | 71.06 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
15517. | sourabh (datikas) | 71.06 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
15518. | Nga (ngnguyen1) | 71.06 | 99% | 2023-05-19 |
15519. | Free-Palastine (ahmedgtr) | 71.06 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
15520. | Smajin (smajin) | 71.06 | 96% | 2016-11-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |