So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20186. | DJ (dominic8888) | 68.16 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 20187. | eryoma (eryoma) | 68.16 | 95% | 2016-04-29 |
| 20188. | do (donhankiet) | 68.16 | 98% | 2015-03-31 |
| 20189. | Michael (deathdonut) | 68.16 | 89% | 2014-05-07 |
| 20190. | VietNamese (conghits) | 68.16 | 95% | 2012-07-10 |
| 20191. | Álvaro (twistytypo) | 68.15 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 20192. | Kin (kindulas) | 68.15 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 20193. | George (meanong) | 68.15 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 20194. | Safin (phoeni_x) | 68.15 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 20195. | Pete (shrimpcycle) | 68.15 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 20196. | banshing (banshing) | 68.15 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 20197. | Cod3 (cod3_catz) | 68.15 | 95% | 2018-05-22 |
| 20198. | Seth (agapephileo) | 68.15 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
| 20199. | Loser-typist (typist_1india) | 68.15 | 97% | 2015-06-05 |
| 20200. | Jonathan (jonmixnblend) | 68.15 | 98% | 2018-02-21 |
| 20201. | Thien (chuongthien33) | 68.15 | 96% | 2011-07-31 |
| 20202. | Ellie (malvita) | 68.14 | 96% | 2015-09-14 |
| 20203. | Minh (formulasquid) | 68.14 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 20204. | Noah (gilhomie) | 68.14 | 95% | 2022-05-11 |
| 20205. | Aleksa (alexample) | 68.14 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 20206. | Per (derevonc) | 68.14 | 92% | 2012-10-04 |
| 20207. | candy from mars (redmercy) | 68.13 | 94% | 2014-09-15 |
| 20208. | सुरेन्द्र... | 68.13 | 97% | 2014-06-17 |
| 20209. | pham (plav) | 68.13 | — | 2008-12-29 |
| 20210. | Mo (moedd) | 68.13 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 20211. | Timmy (timmy127) | 68.12 | 97% | 2021-02-20 |
| 20212. | dumpster (dumpsterrr) | 68.12 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 20213. | Shelby (taptaptaptap) | 68.12 | 99% | 2011-10-26 |
| 20214. | Nada (goldpants) | 68.12 | 89% | 2016-11-21 |
| 20215. | Baumpilz (baumpilz) | 68.12 | 96% | 2013-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |