And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13471. | Mike (myth) | 90.57 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 13472. | Andrew (wonginator1221) | 90.57 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
| 13473. | 👺 (confiscar) | 90.56 | 97.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 13474. | gabe (gabeeeeee) | 90.56 | 96% | 2021-12-28 |
| 13475. | Jacob (rath130) | 90.56 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 13476. | Ken (ken_dv) | 90.56 | 96% | 2016-06-13 |
| 13477. | braddagio (braddagiobradbry... | 90.56 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 13478. | Maria (ladymariag) | 90.55 | 100% | 2021-09-22 |
| 13479. | Mark (markieisfast) | 90.55 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 13480. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 90.55 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 13481. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 90.55 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 13482. | Mathias (msivert) | 90.55 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
| 13483. | William (willezur) | 90.55 | 86% | 2016-01-28 |
| 13484. | Plato (observer_02) | 90.55 | 94% | 2017-02-24 |
| 13485. | Bartłomiej (y3v4d) | 90.54 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 13486. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 90.54 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 13487. | Ayn (aynn) | 90.53 | 91% | 2016-10-20 |
| 13488. | AleX (alex_t) | 90.53 | 94% | 2015-04-20 |
| 13489. | Wiggy (wiggywiggy) | 90.52 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
| 13490. | Lock'd (lockd) | 90.52 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 13491. | Taylor (tylrd) | 90.52 | 96% | 2013-05-27 |
| 13492. | Akibono (akibono) | 90.52 | 95% | 2015-05-12 |
| 13493. | Renato (riccieri) | 90.52 | 98% | 2013-04-16 |
| 13494. | Dawn (angelshalo) | 90.51 | 98% | 2013-09-25 |
| 13495. | Kieran (deathranger999) | 90.51 | 92% | 2016-11-12 |
| 13496. | HaHaITsaBoB (hahaitsabob) | 90.51 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 13497. | weeeeeeeeeeeee (czbangs) | 90.51 | 96% | 2023-06-21 |
| 13498. | a (aji04) | 90.51 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 13499. | Danil (danilhendras) | 90.51 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 13500. | Sangeetha (sangini10) | 90.51 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |