As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9649. | Jenaxu (jenaxu_al) | 84.27 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 9650. | Joe (eoj05) | 84.27 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9651. | model (modelfxt) | 84.26 | 96% | 2016-03-14 |
| 9652. | ║║╳V∃NZ╳║║ (v... | 84.25 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 9653. | Nikola (p4nd0) | 84.25 | 91% | 2016-08-13 |
| 9654. | Rafael (grieve) | 84.25 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9655. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 84.25 | 99% | 2021-08-12 |
| 9656. | Eimantas Melnikas (pavargau) | 84.24 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 9657. | Kenny (kenjeo) | 84.24 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9658. | Key (malformant) | 84.23 | 97.2% | 2024-04-04 |
| 9659. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 84.23 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 9660. | Matt (mattmurray) | 84.23 | 96.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9661. | Juraj (jurajkremser) | 84.23 | 99% | 2019-09-20 |
| 9662. | Cody (catchytyper) | 84.22 | 97.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9663. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 84.22 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 9664. | Chilly (chillycloth) | 84.22 | 89% | 2017-05-22 |
| 9665. | Razvan (speedyrogamer) | 84.21 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
| 9666. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 84.21 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 9667. | wqrpst (wqrp) | 84.21 | 98% | 2020-10-05 |
| 9668. | Theodore (aleena_learner) | 84.21 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
| 9669. | AK (alphakappa) | 84.21 | 98.2% | 2023-10-18 |
| 9670. | Mark (ichschnarfen) | 84.21 | 92% | 2016-09-15 |
| 9671. | Worm (ryanbaseball7) | 84.21 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 9672. | Alan (tngg) | 84.20 | 96% | 2024-04-07 |
| 9673. | Stelister (stelister) | 84.20 | 97.1% | 2025-01-28 |
| 9674. | White Darkness (white_darkn... | 84.20 | 99% | 2023-10-09 |
| 9675. | Paul (laule9) | 84.20 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 9676. | andy (ajggormly) | 84.20 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
| 9677. | Nadine (lemon__nade) | 84.20 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 9678. | Brodie (brodes) | 84.19 | 96% | 2020-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |