As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6373. | Phin (phinttv) | 92.95 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 6374. | 100=Happy (quinn55) | 92.94 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
| 6375. | l0ve (viperlord) | 92.94 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 6376. | Joie (jliba12) | 92.94 | 90% | 2015-05-14 |
| 6377. | Matthew (matthew_hall2) | 92.93 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 6378. | htiduJ (judithf) | 92.93 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 6379. | Rakean (niko2847) | 92.93 | 98% | 2016-07-16 |
| 6380. | John (omster83) | 92.92 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 6381. | s3Bz (reganisgod) | 92.92 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 6382. | Jono (jono2686) | 92.91 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 6383. | Anis (anis22) | 92.91 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6384. | Wade (larrage) | 92.90 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 6385. | FGS (simo666) | 92.90 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| 6386. | fine_specimen (barpoo) | 92.89 | 95% | 2018-12-13 |
| 6387. | Felicia (felicia_levina) | 92.89 | 99% | 2015-06-03 |
| 6388. | Smiggy (chillnye) | 92.89 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 6389. | carnivorace (carnivorace) | 92.88 | 96.2% | 2024-03-22 |
| 6390. | Alec (alecmars) | 92.88 | 97% | 2023-10-23 |
| 6391. | OneTree (onetreeinaforest) | 92.87 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 6392. | Red (realbayne) | 92.86 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 6393. | Zach (zach_bill) | 92.86 | 97% | 2018-06-17 |
| 6394. | Devin (devinkb) | 92.85 | 95% | 2016-06-27 |
| 6395. | mic (michaljanik) | 92.84 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 6396. | caique (caiquelira) | 92.84 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 6397. | Vurt (vurt) | 92.83 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 6398. | bk (brk9) | 92.83 | 97% | 2024-02-03 |
| 6399. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 92.83 | 100% | 2017-09-28 |
| 6400. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 92.82 | 99% | 2024-08-10 |
| 6401. | Adilor (adilor18) | 92.82 | 97% | 2017-02-09 |
| 6402. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 92.82 | 97% | 2024-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |