I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2789. | Ktren (kfashaun) | 73.64 | 97% | 2025-01-07 |
| 2790. | Christine Merriweather (one... | 73.63 | 96.7% | 2023-12-10 |
| 2791. | Stephanie (naderly) | 73.63 | 96.2% | 2024-08-16 |
| 2792. | c (cca0) | 73.61 | 96% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2793. | Nic (hoooosdifuh) | 73.60 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2794. | Fast (ferealqq) | 73.59 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 2795. | khairul (kairose) | 73.59 | 96% | 2023-08-06 |
| 2796. | Grey (greyr42) | 73.56 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 2797. | Sparky (sparky17) | 73.53 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 2798. | Jack Hofferson (janhalt94) | 73.52 | 96% | 2024-10-31 |
| 2799. | Star (stareffendy) | 73.47 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2800. | alam (alamjael) | 73.47 | 97.2% | 2023-10-06 |
| 2801. | ccu (cuhlig) | 73.46 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 2802. | Finma (finma) | 73.42 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 2803. | Sophie (sophie0407) | 73.40 | 95.7% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2804. | Gurta (gmaster31) | 73.37 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 2805. | albertchris (albertchris) | 73.36 | 96.5% | 2024-07-06 |
| 2806. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 73.32 | 95.1% | 2024-01-18 |
| 2807. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (warrine... | 73.30 | 96.3% | 2024-09-05 |
| 2808. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 73.29 | 98.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2809. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 73.28 | 95% | 2023-12-19 |
| 2810. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 73.27 | 98% | 2024-03-21 |
| 2811. | Z3r0 (z3r0_l0v3c8) | 73.25 | 95% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2812. | kasra (kasraclan) | 73.25 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| 2813. | jacopo (auggu) | 73.23 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 2814. | Nick (legnik) | 73.12 | 96.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 2815. | jobaer (voidjdd) | 73.10 | 97.6% | 2024-08-10 |
| 2816. | Hristache Andrei (hristache... | 73.10 | 98% | 2024-02-20 |
| 2817. | Achintya (cubefreak777) | 73.10 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2818. | artist (apg21092002) | 73.08 | 95.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |