I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16492. | Kevin (shrockracer) | 72.25 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 16493. | Mihran (mihran) | 72.25 | 95% | 2016-12-29 |
| 16494. | Nible Juares (niblejuares) | 72.24 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 16495. | Enton (mr_me_and_mr_me) | 72.24 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 16496. | Aman (amansharma10) | 72.24 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 16497. | Ben (benjals9) | 72.24 | 96% | 2022-11-29 |
| 16498. | Spurv (spurv) | 72.24 | 95% | 2022-02-07 |
| 16499. | uzi (r3yna) | 72.24 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 16500. | Retr0 (retr0327) | 72.23 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 16501. | BongoBasher (ryan626165) | 72.23 | 95% | 2022-04-10 |
| 16502. | Wes (wracer) | 72.23 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 16503. | JJ (peppermints) | 72.23 | 95% | 2021-11-30 |
| 16504. | July (phi4069) | 72.23 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 16505. | Evan (ze3ro) | 72.22 | 91% | 2016-10-19 |
| 16506. | Phil (sticky1981) | 72.22 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 16507. | almightycloud (almightycloud) | 72.22 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| 16508. | Alan (alanhell) | 72.21 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 16509. | Andrew (jewishpirate) | 72.21 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 16510. | heh (itno) | 72.21 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 16511. | Jim (bigmac35) | 72.21 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| 16512. | Jose (cornjose877) | 72.21 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
| 16513. | sator1 (sator1) | 72.21 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 16514. | BowKnee (bowknee) | 72.21 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 16515. | Kentson (raykaa) | 72.21 | 95% | 2020-08-24 |
| 16516. | Mag (vipermagi) | 72.20 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 16517. | akZERO1 (akzero1) | 72.20 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 16518. | Yoongo (yoongo) | 72.20 | 90% | 2016-04-17 |
| 16519. | Yuganshu (yuganshu) | 72.20 | 96% | 2018-11-09 |
| 16520. | mtk (mdtareque) | 72.19 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 16521. | b (byron911) | 72.19 | 91% | 2015-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |