Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4784. | Jake (skywalkingyo) | 62.59 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
| 4785. | Loopdreams (loopdreams) | 62.57 | 97% | 2020-05-16 |
| 4786. | Pertti (valsus) | 62.56 | 96% | 2019-05-02 |
| 4787. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 62.56 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4788. | Daniel (booksindemand) | 62.56 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 4789. | Alexander (anfauglit) | 62.56 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4790. | scottie (spongkie) | 62.54 | 94% | 2017-12-16 |
| 4791. | JOJ (not2gud) | 62.54 | 95% | 2019-03-13 |
| 4792. | Marcus (boopbeepboopboop) | 62.54 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 4793. | Shrutik (shrutik_1623) | 62.53 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 4794. | llama (staplyman) | 62.51 | 95% | 2019-02-15 |
| 4795. | Michael (nevenit) | 62.50 | 95% | 2020-07-28 |
| 4796. | Tunihorn (tunihorn) | 62.48 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 4797. | Antonio (cokboioi) | 62.46 | 95% | 2017-10-06 |
| 4798. | Saiful (litonlion) | 62.45 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 4799. | Dung (dungdao706) | 62.45 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| 4800. | Sam (gates250) | 62.44 | 94% | 2020-10-14 |
| 4801. | Chris (cchen88) | 62.44 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4802. | Alaa Awamleh (alaa_awamleh) | 62.44 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 4803. | Alyssa (alyssalgmurphy) | 62.41 | 96% | 2018-12-09 |
| 4804. | Kaizirito (jugodo15) | 62.39 | 96% | 2017-11-30 |
| 4805. | tyler (tyler92) | 62.38 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| 4806. | Rami (razerz) | 62.36 | 95% | 2018-01-10 |
| 4807. | sweets (lynnpineda) | 62.36 | 98% | 2020-06-09 |
| 4808. | Joshua (joshua9274) | 62.35 | 98% | 2018-04-22 |
| 4809. | Hellow (hellowi_99) | 62.34 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 4810. | Douglas (douglasmm24) | 62.34 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4811. | Vignesh (avkvignesh) | 62.33 | 96% | 2017-07-17 |
| 4812. | Alec (1lec) | 62.32 | 95% | 2020-07-19 |
| 4813. | n o t h i n g (whyme__) | 62.31 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |