The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2509. | Sp (racer_23) | 63.54 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 2510. | FakeMaluco (fakemaluco) | 63.53 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 2511. | Remee (remeelopez) | 63.53 | 94% | 2011-10-06 |
| 2512. | Andreas (psibar) | 63.53 | 96% | 2016-06-20 |
| 2513. | Nils (colemakn) | 63.53 | 93% | 2011-08-03 |
| 2514. | Eden (carreras) | 63.53 | 97% | 2011-12-14 |
| 2515. | Emily (emmyball) | 63.52 | 88% | 2011-09-08 |
| 2516. | Paanger (hell_p) | 63.51 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 2517. | Đặng (muoingon) | 63.51 | 92% | 2013-06-20 |
| 2518. | practicing (mio17) | 63.51 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 2519. | Amit (full_metal) | 63.51 | 96% | 2016-07-01 |
| 2520. | Erik Nusdon (enkronidus) | 63.51 | 91% | 2013-05-12 |
| 2521. | wizard (wizardkestrel) | 63.50 | 95% | 2019-09-29 |
| 2522. | Commander (sirloinofbeef) | 63.50 | 88% | 2012-11-09 |
| 2523. | David (davidbojkovski) | 63.49 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 2524. | nani (typingfever) | 63.49 | 95% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2525. | Alaa Awamleh (alaa_awamleh) | 63.48 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 2526. | MUGI (munkhbayar_mugi131) | 63.48 | 96% | 2016-05-16 |
| 2527. | Krishan (krishansharma) | 63.48 | 95% | 2014-08-22 |
| 2528. | bich (xuongrongloveanh) | 63.48 | 94% | 2011-08-25 |
| 2529. | Tammy (50purple) | 63.48 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 2530. | Ramsudhan (sudhanlee) | 63.47 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 2531. | David (brodogo) | 63.46 | 92% | 2017-03-15 |
| 2532. | Kollol (cyanomax) | 63.46 | 95% | 2016-07-17 |
| 2533. | Rian (m_rap) | 63.46 | 98% | 2013-07-28 |
| 2534. | Ken (kenkenken_) | 63.45 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2535. | Soham (fraktosh) | 63.45 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 2536. | a (ierfth) | 63.45 | 93% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2537. | Brandon (brego94) | 63.45 | 94% | 2016-08-19 |
| 2538. | Marijan (chevap) | 63.45 | 89% | 2016-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |