So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21294. | Payam (pvza85) | 66.43 | 98% | 2011-08-19 |
| 21295. | Valen (tg_valen) | 66.43 | 95% | 2011-11-17 |
| 21296. | pissnugget (pissnugget) | 66.42 | 96.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 21297. | luqehr (luqehr) | 66.42 | 95% | 2022-04-29 |
| 21298. | Uladzislau (vlad_13_borisov) | 66.42 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 21299. | rubiksuber008 (rubikscuber008) | 66.42 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 21300. | Ali (sexspasatel) | 66.42 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 21301. | Niccolò (niccoflo) | 66.42 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 21302. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 66.42 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
| 21303. | Rickard (ospf) | 66.42 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
| 21304. | Jack (jackav) | 66.42 | 92% | 2016-10-08 |
| 21305. | Rikrish (dardbador) | 66.41 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 21306. | Mastermind (shariq) | 66.41 | 94% | 2011-10-14 |
| 21307. | Nos (nosferatu23) | 66.41 | 97% | 2013-04-16 |
| 21308. | Xcode (kumar_thapa) | 66.41 | 95% | 2015-07-24 |
| 21309. | Duy (duypham) | 66.41 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 21310. | Bradley (gobbleknob) | 66.40 | 94% | 2014-10-09 |
| 21311. | runnamok (runnamok) | 66.40 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 21312. | Vashista (vashista) | 66.40 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 21313. | Alaa Awamleh (alaa_awamleh) | 66.40 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 21314. | jack (zero18) | 66.40 | 90% | 2013-06-28 |
| 21315. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 66.40 | 93% | 2015-11-03 |
| 21316. | Dengdeng (dengdeng) | 66.40 | 93% | 2016-07-30 |
| 21317. | Steph (froot_loops) | 66.39 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 21318. | Chirath (cp_guy) | 66.39 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 21319. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 66.39 | 93% | 2016-06-12 |
| 21320. | mellisa (klaudine) | 66.39 | 94% | 2014-04-19 |
| 21321. | cimsunf (cimsunf) | 66.39 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 21322. | vicky (35virous) | 66.38 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 21323. | Eaton (adgray09) | 66.37 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |