The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19928. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 72.30 | 96% | 2015-07-30 |
| 19929. | Christian (only5wpm) | 72.29 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 19930. | Chris (chris_p) | 72.29 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 19931. | jacktheboy211 (jacktheboy211) | 72.29 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 19932. | Joey (joeyp123) | 72.29 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 19933. | yut (yutszk) | 72.29 | 95% | 2012-05-04 |
| 19934. | Kaylie (suettt) | 72.29 | 93% | 2014-06-04 |
| 19935. | Asif (loove) | 72.29 | 97% | 2014-05-08 |
| 19936. | b (byron911) | 72.28 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 19937. | Colonel Apple (colonel_apple) | 72.28 | 97.4% | 2023-10-13 |
| 19938. | g (siden) | 72.28 | 94% | 2012-12-08 |
| 19939. | Will (willypilly00) | 72.28 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
| 19940. | guest (ks3rr) | 72.28 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 19941. | Cola (xelo20) | 72.28 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 19942. | Kalin (jinxdroid) | 72.28 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 19943. | darwin (dlintag) | 72.28 | 93% | 2013-12-27 |
| 19944. | BC190 (bc190) | 72.27 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 19945. | Sadie (misssmithcorona) | 72.27 | 96% | 2016-11-01 |
| 19946. | Zeddoune (al_chapo) | 72.27 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 19947. | Paul Bunyan (paulbunyansmut) | 72.27 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 19948. | JoJo (smoothhands) | 72.27 | 99% | 2016-02-05 |
| 19949. | Arrow (phloem) | 72.27 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 19950. | Kyle (kylehuhn) | 72.27 | — | 2009-12-10 |
| 19951. | Diego (deban) | 72.27 | 95% | 2019-01-22 |
| 19952. | Luka (jomanji) | 72.26 | 92% | 2015-12-22 |
| 19953. | Musa (greatwarrior235) | 72.26 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 19954. | Crazy (no1crazy) | 72.26 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 19955. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 72.26 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 19956. | Anthony (reaper2011) | 72.26 | 96% | 2014-12-14 |
| 19957. | Benjamin (benagabenjen) | 72.25 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |