Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11964. | Lim (baam_) | 70.11 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 11965. | umartangent2 (umartangent2) | 70.11 | 95% | 2023-06-09 |
| 11966. | Jonathan (fireicejohn) | 70.11 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 11967. | Adi (googli) | 70.10 | 95% | 2022-08-28 |
| 11968. | qancurious (qancurious) | 70.10 | 96.8% | 2023-10-25 |
| 11969. | Jay (lazywumbo) | 70.10 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 11970. | Zachary (zjroote) | 70.09 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 11971. | tstats[saif6969] (saif6969) | 70.09 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 11972. | jam (jamhill) | 70.09 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 11973. | Outlaw (outlawchaos) | 70.09 | 94.8% | 2025-01-28 |
| 11974. | Logan (vssigma) | 70.08 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
| 11975. | R (sevenexpert) | 70.08 | 96% | 2020-05-26 |
| 11976. | John (abusiveslider) | 70.08 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11977. | Abdallah (abdallah1) | 70.07 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 11978. | qwerty (longhongc) | 70.07 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 11979. | Joana (joanamc) | 70.07 | 98% | 2024-06-12 |
| 11980. | Arun (aktomar0707) | 70.06 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 11981. | Davide (davidez) | 70.06 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 11982. | Simon (simonk0o) | 70.06 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 11983. | Zerka (crazy_zerka) | 70.06 | 96% | 2024-09-22 |
| 11984. | Rick (cowisboss) | 70.05 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
| 11985. | Funnx (glowingpinecone2798) | 70.05 | 96% | 2023-10-30 |
| 11986. | Placebo (placebo_ct) | 70.05 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11987. | allie (bokutobro) | 70.05 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 11988. | Andrew (potatoking197) | 70.04 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
| 11989. | Krish (krish3004) | 70.04 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 11990. | -1 Speed (0001_speed) | 70.03 | 94.6% | 2024-05-14 |
| 11991. | anant (anant059) | 70.03 | 97.5% | 2023-09-29 |
| 11992. | aaronmcg (aaronmcg) | 70.03 | 95% | 2020-08-12 |
| 11993. | Maheriniaina tstats[kevinrs... | 70.03 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |