Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1429. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 87.99 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 1430. | Lightning McQueen (leemicha... | 87.94 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| 1431. | woo (eastowest) | 87.92 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1432. | coolmans250 (coolmans250) | 87.90 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 1433. | China (dvorak_king) | 87.90 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 1434. | Nemsi (nemsii) | 87.89 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1435. | Will (shadzalt) | 87.89 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1436. | Zai (itszai) | 87.88 | 95% | 2019-05-25 |
| 1437. | RZ5D (rz5d) | 87.87 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1438. | Brandon (steamedbanana) | 87.87 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1439. | Michael (pioverlord) | 87.87 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1440. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 87.87 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 1441. | She (shetypesfast) | 87.86 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 1442. | Indead (indead) | 87.86 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 1443. | Eric (virx12345) | 87.85 | 99% | 2019-09-22 |
| 1444. | ph (phmi) | 87.83 | 98% | 2018-12-01 |
| 1445. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 87.82 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 1446. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 87.82 | 98% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1447. | Dustin (akanadian47) | 87.81 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 1448. | Eric (mrdefia) | 87.81 | 98% | 2018-03-21 |
| 1449. | phardsz (phardsz) | 87.81 | 99% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1450. | David (junie634) | 87.80 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1451. | Luigi (peggylicious) | 87.78 | 97% | 2019-04-28 |
| 1452. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 87.78 | 99% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1453. | Wirtual (road_to_100_wpm) | 87.78 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1454. | Ed (enormoused) | 87.76 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1455. | John (tippytoe) | 87.75 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1456. | Nhan (nnguyen682) | 87.72 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 1457. | jeen (jeenlueez) | 87.68 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 1458. | Gavin (burn145) | 87.67 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |