I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11284. | Jessica (jeguar) | 82.00 | 95% | 2022-06-08 |
| 11285. | Yunis (y_uchiha37) | 81.99 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 11286. | Colin (modernbonsai) | 81.98 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 11287. | Anic (anic_) | 81.98 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 11288. | Fernando (frn4n) | 81.98 | 95% | 2022-10-19 |
| 11289. | Hamed (vhamed) | 81.98 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 11290. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 81.98 | 98% | 2017-05-06 |
| 11291. | LaserSniper (lasersniper) | 81.97 | 95% | 2023-04-10 |
| 11292. | Chefino (chefino) | 81.97 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 11293. | marie (marile) | 81.97 | 94% | 2018-02-28 |
| 11294. | Ertex (ertex) | 81.95 | 95% | 2019-12-24 |
| 11295. | poop (cheepb) | 81.95 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 11296. | Cruci999 (dumb_nigerian) | 81.95 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 11297. | Russ (rseifert) | 81.95 | 96% | 2019-08-19 |
| 11298. | hypeiron (hypeiron) | 81.94 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11299. | Daniel (diamondsandrain) | 81.94 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 11300. | Conrad (conrad7) | 81.93 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 11301. | Samsore (samsore) | 81.93 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 11302. | John (meep_beep) | 81.93 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 11303. | Joe (rookiecookie1) | 81.93 | 96% | 2022-04-09 |
| 11304. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 81.93 | 93% | 2017-05-07 |
| 11305. | Kawaki (kawakii) | 81.92 | 95.8% | 2023-10-09 |
| 11306. | Chaitanya (enpitsu_k) | 81.92 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 11307. | Nasrullah (nasrullah) | 81.92 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 11308. | WheelieTron3000 (wheelietro... | 81.92 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 11309. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 81.92 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 11310. | Jot (jotss) | 81.91 | 95% | 2018-06-29 |
| 11311. | R (rg76) | 81.91 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 11312. | Mohamed (m_bakr) | 81.90 | 94.8% | 2024-08-26 |
| 11313. | Danny (dingyua7) | 81.90 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |