The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24519. | Ja Rule (chuckiek) | 65.11 | 94% | 2014-02-21 |
| 24520. | del (yggdrasilll) | 65.10 | 94% | 2021-10-08 |
| 24521. | Piriyapong (peawyoyoyin) | 65.10 | 92% | 2017-02-04 |
| 24522. | Jag (jag02) | 65.10 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 24523. | Ahmad (ahmad_2000) | 65.10 | 91% | 2012-09-13 |
| 24524. | Xophules (xophules) | 65.09 | 95% | 2022-05-08 |
| 24525. | abdo (abdogood) | 65.09 | 95% | 2022-12-24 |
| 24526. | hansvin (hans_vin) | 65.09 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
| 24527. | Valters (valters07) | 65.08 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 24528. | Aks (necrop) | 65.08 | 96% | 2012-06-07 |
| 24529. | Arkajyoti (arkajyotijha) | 65.07 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 24530. | Athelas (athelas) | 65.07 | 94% | 2015-06-16 |
| 24531. | Thorsten (thorstel) | 65.07 | 97% | 2015-12-28 |
| 24532. | Samiksha (samikshaparab) | 65.07 | 93% | 2012-03-24 |
| 24533. | Bhaskar (gbhaskar) | 65.07 | 89% | 2016-11-18 |
| 24534. | Jose Nestor (dealwithjay) | 65.07 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 24535. | (sal111) | 65.06 | 96% | 2023-06-02 |
| 24536. | Sean (xanxusgao14) | 65.06 | 88% | 2014-07-03 |
| 24537. | Sebastian (sebastigan) | 65.06 | 90% | 2013-12-30 |
| 24538. | Dan (totalfratmove) | 65.06 | 88% | 2014-04-22 |
| 24539. | David (twistangst) | 65.06 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 24540. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 65.06 | 95% | 2016-09-03 |
| 24541. | abhishek (akk2069) | 65.06 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
| 24542. | Chris (underwaterpug) | 65.05 | 95% | 2022-03-12 |
| 24543. | jeffrey (afrojesu) | 65.05 | 94% | 2022-04-12 |
| 24544. | Justin (go_minji) | 65.04 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 24545. | Emily (sillyem) | 65.04 | 95% | 2013-07-31 |
| 24546. | sherlock (chetan69) | 65.04 | 95% | 2023-02-23 |
| 24547. | Wasim (ahsaanfd1) | 65.04 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 24548. | Shua (shua901) | 65.04 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |