I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8969. | joe (sellsyboy) | 87.78 | 89% | 2012-11-27 |
| 8970. | nils (nilers) | 87.78 | 97% | 2014-03-03 |
| 8971. | Jawad (ocher) | 87.78 | 91% | 2012-12-31 |
| 8972. | burro (banton) | 87.78 | 98% | 2012-12-29 |
| 8973. | BigLord (biglord) | 87.77 | 97% | 2011-12-06 |
| 8974. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 87.77 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 8975. | Max Verstappen (algebromaths) | 87.77 | 95% | 2020-10-08 |
| 8976. | Akshat (aaaakshat) | 87.76 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 8977. | 景云 (__qwop) | 87.76 | 96% | 2015-03-24 |
| 8978. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 87.76 | 95% | 2016-05-05 |
| 8979. | Eric (waytoogood) | 87.75 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 8980. | Moye (moyoka) | 87.74 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8981. | Emile (ratlover128) | 87.74 | 96% | 2018-05-01 |
| 8982. | Sayauriee (japanese_maple_l... | 87.74 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 8983. | Shroudy (senthasiddu) | 87.74 | 99% | 2018-04-30 |
| 8984. | Marc (murderdolphin) | 87.74 | 95% | 2016-06-21 |
| 8985. | King (melthurian) | 87.73 | 90% | 2016-10-17 |
| 8986. | John (bsy6766) | 87.73 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8987. | unit (chuwii) | 87.73 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 8988. | Akolade (akolade) | 87.73 | 96% | 2014-01-09 |
| 8989. | Akhilesh (akhilu_anandh) | 87.73 | 95% | 2013-09-18 |
| 8990. | Ausar (ausar0) | 87.72 | 99% | 2021-11-15 |
| 8991. | Zimon (zimon) | 87.72 | 92% | 2011-06-26 |
| 8992. | Teer (resorz) | 87.72 | 96% | 2014-07-10 |
| 8993. | Fred (raijinpanda) | 87.71 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 8994. | angrathar (angrathar) | 87.71 | 99% | 2020-12-30 |
| 8995. | Ichiro (ichinpo) | 87.71 | 98% | 2011-07-01 |
| 8996. | Mitali (mita) | 87.71 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 8997. | Jonathan (birakira) | 87.71 | 94% | 2014-03-28 |
| 8998. | Xin (sigmoid) | 87.70 | 92% | 2013-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |