I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6748. | Julie (jxlieh) | 99.34 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 6749. | Indian (omkar28) | 99.33 | 98% | 2025-07-11 |
| 6750. | Evan (__evab__) | 99.33 | 98.2% | 2024-06-25 |
| 6751. | Tim (tigothy) | 99.33 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 6752. | Arctixel (gongshang) | 99.33 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 6753. | terrantula (terrantula) | 99.32 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 6754. | trout cooker (perpetuallytr... | 99.32 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 6755. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 99.32 | 99% | 2018-03-24 |
| 6756. | InnerPotat (innerpotat) | 99.31 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 6757. | chipy (chipysmile) | 99.31 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 6758. | simonator (realsimonator) | 99.30 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6759. | Eric (ericbound) | 99.29 | 99% | 2020-08-08 |
| 6760. | Kristen (kristenpoops) | 99.29 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 6761. | Florian (flox04) | 99.29 | 98.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 6762. | Imp (hehexdlmaoxgodx) | 99.29 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 6763. | ..... (baskoroi) | 99.28 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 6764. | Abhi (akg37) | 99.27 | 98% | 2024-05-02 |
| 6765. | Marcus (mng389) | 99.27 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6766. | Real (slendymale) | 99.27 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 6767. | chandara (chan92) | 99.27 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 6768. | Ion (incode4it) | 99.27 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 6769. | Jacob (solace72) | 99.27 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 6770. | Max Verstappen (algebromaths) | 99.26 | 97.2% | 2025-02-15 |
| 6771. | keshav (lmao_keke) | 99.26 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 6772. | Tedward (tedward765) | 99.26 | 98.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 6773. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 99.26 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 6774. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 99.26 | 99% | 2020-06-20 |
| 6775. | Nikos (nikosoik) | 99.25 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 6776. | curry (thecurryedone) | 99.25 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 6777. | Osh (elvor) | 99.24 | 99% | 2020-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |