So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27911. | Makhambet (markiz) | 56.35 | 93% | 2021-01-20 |
| 27912. | gustr (gustr) | 56.35 | 91% | 2012-05-04 |
| 27913. | Cathia (cathia07) | 56.35 | 94% | 2020-01-17 |
| 27914. | rose (gultuna) | 56.35 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 27915. | Christina (cmkl85) | 56.35 | 97% | 2015-06-18 |
| 27916. | Jan (jmm_1) | 56.34 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 27917. | Niko (niko_colemak) | 56.34 | 92% | 2022-05-23 |
| 27918. | Elixir (ldkfn) | 56.34 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 27919. | Prum (1sreng) | 56.34 | 90% | 2015-11-17 |
| 27920. | Bibek (bibeknam) | 56.34 | 91% | 2013-07-23 |
| 27921. | Justin (jchen1923) | 56.34 | 93% | 2016-11-11 |
| 27922. | Suraj (suraj10) | 56.34 | 94% | 2022-12-31 |
| 27923. | vivek (vc8bp) | 56.34 | 96.6% | 2023-07-13 |
| 27924. | Alain (sherekahn) | 56.34 | 89% | 2012-05-02 |
| 27925. | DXFirebird (cozzapie) | 56.34 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 27926. | Any (varimon) | 56.34 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 27927. | Yuta (aketchmouse) | 56.33 | 90% | 2014-03-21 |
| 27928. | Erik Nusdon (enkronidus) | 56.33 | 89% | 2013-05-30 |
| 27929. | Samuel (hirumasan) | 56.33 | 92% | 2011-09-18 |
| 27930. | Cumbledore (cumbledore) | 56.33 | 93% | 2012-12-14 |
| 27931. | md. yeasin (shovan642) | 56.33 | 95% | 2015-11-22 |
| 27932. | Julian (juliansmile) | 56.33 | 94% | 2017-07-21 |
| 27933. | wireman (gensetman) | 56.33 | 93% | 2013-11-14 |
| 27934. | my dude (my_dude_) | 56.32 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 27935. | Hexagrammum16 (hexagrammum_16) | 56.32 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 27936. | le (ladzgo) | 56.32 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
| 27937. | Krzysztof (krist0ff) | 56.32 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 27938. | cy chan (cy1986) | 56.32 | 99% | 2011-06-25 |
| 27939. | Jano (janolaw) | 56.31 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 27940. | xu (chienxu) | 56.31 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |