As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5740. | ed (edwardb) | 94.99 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5741. | 🦗 (typehopper) | 94.98 | 98.8% | 2025-02-24 |
| 5742. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 94.98 | 99% | 2023-07-14 |
| 5743. | Touchtyping (touchtypingpro... | 94.98 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 5744. | Bobby (haringtonl) | 94.98 | 91% | 2016-09-13 |
| 5745. | squishy (squishy_shifu) | 94.97 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 5746. | Matthew (matthewmics77) | 94.97 | 97.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 5747. | qqeji (qqeji) | 94.97 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 5748. | Troy (troyvimala) | 94.96 | 91% | 2017-01-18 |
| 5749. | kajuna (kajuna) | 94.96 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 5750. | Eugene (entilaren) | 94.96 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 5751. | Desi (desimunda) | 94.96 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 5752. | Didi G (keykeeper) | 94.95 | 98% | 2024-09-27 |
| 5753. | Neczy (neczylols) | 94.95 | 97.6% | 2024-08-09 |
| 5754. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 94.95 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 5755. | vinni (vinniwooh) | 94.95 | 92% | 2016-02-27 |
| 5756. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 94.94 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
| 5757. | hunt and peck (atypicalguy) | 94.94 | 98% | 2017-01-23 |
| 5758. | wolfbro88 (wolfbro8834) | 94.93 | 98% | 2025-02-04 |
| 5759. | Bob (bobstab) | 94.92 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 5760. | kenneth (tenick) | 94.92 | 99% | 2021-11-21 |
| 5761. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 94.92 | 95% | 2016-03-12 |
| 5762. | jazzy (jazzy_trojan) | 94.92 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
| 5763. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 94.92 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 5764. | Scenere (phengvaj396) | 94.91 | 97% | 2025-02-09 |
| 5765. | 🐛 (san_eatonio) | 94.91 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5766. | Kunal (sisforsalt) | 94.91 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 5767. | Flame (nguyen1ng) | 94.91 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 5768. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 94.90 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
| 5769. | Dante (r4bbitz) | 94.90 | 98.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |