I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6722. | avalos (iavalos) | 94.61 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 6723. | Wtb Mrs.Chu (dadps) | 94.61 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
| 6724. | MO-ZILLA (mo_zilla) | 94.60 | 99% | 2025-07-13 |
| 6725. | ohayou (ohayou) | 94.60 | 96% | 2015-06-07 |
| 6726. | Stampe (disiple009) | 94.60 | 92% | 2015-06-13 |
| 6727. | Minaricano (minaricano) | 94.59 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 6728. | Alan (person09) | 94.59 | 97% | 2022-10-06 |
| 6729. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 94.59 | 93% | 2016-09-11 |
| 6730. | VanGoblin (vangoblin) | 94.58 | 98.5% | 2024-11-22 |
| 6731. | Mn37 (mn37) | 94.58 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 6732. | Dylan (beaverfat) | 94.58 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
| 6733. | Kyle (asianshroudy) | 94.58 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 6734. | Saiprien (cipi2001) | 94.57 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 6735. | Milo (milo88) | 94.57 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 6736. | Eric (unfazedglitch) | 94.57 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 6737. | can't type :) (void7750) | 94.57 | 96.5% | 2021-02-15 |
| 6738. | only quit (sberens) | 94.56 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 6739. | farouk pavok (pavok) | 94.56 | 97% | 2025-02-05 |
| 6740. | Ash (ashharrison90) | 94.56 | 93% | 2016-10-21 |
| 6741. | Paul (happyflappytime) | 94.56 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 6742. | Sotonation (akatrell) | 94.56 | 97.4% | 2023-05-18 |
| 6743. | Armaan (valkyrie1547) | 94.56 | 98% | 2018-11-10 |
| 6744. | boxxibis (boxxibis) | 94.56 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 6745. | little (littleruiness) | 94.56 | 97% | 2015-08-13 |
| 6746. | garbage (_the_bacon) | 94.56 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 6747. | hassan (blimped) | 94.55 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
| 6748. | Alex (atbu) | 94.55 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 6749. | Colonel (connorpro) | 94.55 | 99% | 2019-06-16 |
| 6750. | Ray (ray_maddox) | 94.53 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 6751. | Alex (airstreamdriver) | 94.53 | 98% | 2015-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |