Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3644. | douzhen (akariin) | 63.02 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3645. | Udan (fris93) | 62.99 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 3646. | Grog (groogwow) | 62.99 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 3647. | Chris (voxbird) | 62.99 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 3648. | Nikhil (doctor_doom) | 62.97 | 94% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3649. | Jonas (zamurai88) | 62.96 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| 3650. | Ben (wippidy) | 62.89 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3651. | Joel (mrtatertot) | 62.87 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 3652. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 62.86 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 3653. | Mostafa (mostafa_daabis) | 62.82 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 3654. | liz (lizkebab) | 62.82 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 3655. | Igor (zig84) | 62.78 | 98% | 2018-08-13 |
| 3656. | Yohanes (yohanestheda) | 62.74 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3657. | Scryp (scryp) | 62.73 | 94% | 2017-09-20 |
| 3658. | Roi (roimanor) | 62.71 | 95% | 2018-11-23 |
| 3659. | Squabbi (squabbi) | 62.71 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 3660. | Quin (ajvso) | 62.70 | 95% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3661. | Vodon (vodon) | 62.70 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
| 3662. | SETA (seta0257) | 62.67 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3663. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 62.63 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 3664. | Grace (gchoi00) | 62.60 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3665. | Dániel (yertofex) | 62.59 | 95% | 2017-11-12 |
| 3666. | Suede (esyed98) | 62.59 | 94% | 2019-06-26 |
| 3667. | Joel (jouel) | 62.55 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 3668. | The (manish8972) | 62.54 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 3669. | Liad (ozonzono) | 62.53 | 96% | 2019-08-16 |
| 3670. | サイデクス (sidex15) | 62.52 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 3671. | leo (sazaluev) | 62.52 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3672. | Gidean (gidean) | 62.50 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 3673. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 62.48 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |