As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7068. | Sheckla (sheckla) | 90.58 | 97.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 7069. | Newton (nklflips) | 90.58 | 96.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 7070. | (；一_一) (dimonco) | 90.58 | 98% | 2015-04-29 |
| 7071. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 90.58 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 7072. | piimpj (pjcrowley) | 90.58 | 94% | 2016-03-07 |
| 7073. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 90.58 | 97% | 2017-04-30 |
| 7074. | Sapient (sapient) | 90.57 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 7075. | Ramona (ramonaflowers101) | 90.57 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 7076. | amber (happycarmal) | 90.56 | 98% | 2021-01-10 |
| 7077. | piglet (slaylet) | 90.56 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 7078. | Akif (akifiman) | 90.56 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
| 7079. | Ankit Kumar (ankitnain) | 90.55 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 7080. | poobastank (poobastank) | 90.55 | 97% | 2023-11-13 |
| 7081. | Michael (michaelhau) | 90.55 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
| 7082. | Kneena (hercule) | 90.55 | 91% | 2016-12-28 |
| 7083. | West (westqt) | 90.55 | 94% | 2017-02-17 |
| 7084. | Mitch (toddlerdust) | 90.54 | 95% | 2016-09-14 |
| 7085. | FURIOUSGAMER956 (furiousgam... | 90.54 | 98.6% | 2025-02-28 |
| 7086. | Johnny (johnnybeane) | 90.54 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 7087. | 1time (1time4da1time) | 90.54 | 97.6% | 2024-07-16 |
| 7088. | Spam (kingofspamalot) | 90.54 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 7089. | Kostadin (zergspawn) | 90.54 | 93% | 2016-09-26 |
| 7090. | Soilo (hansoilo) | 90.54 | 97% | 2016-09-09 |
| 7091. | Mike (undecidedname02) | 90.54 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 7092. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 90.54 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 7093. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 90.54 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 7094. | Aadi (halebreezi) | 90.53 | 97.1% | 2024-10-22 |
| 7095. | Phi (faithincode) | 90.53 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 7096. | Arkkant (r4nd4ll) | 90.53 | 98% | 2016-05-26 |
| 7097. | Johan (johlun) | 90.52 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |