As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14632. | Remington (lordarchangel) | 73.36 | 91% | 2016-04-14 |
14633. | Eugene (rawners) | 73.36 | 97.7% | 2023-08-17 |
14634. | Amal (am_a_llama) | 73.35 | 97% | 2024-08-04 |
14635. | Reed (shimshek1) | 73.35 | 87% | 2016-12-09 |
14636. | Typer (papaisplaying) | 73.35 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
14637. | Sam (jellopurin) | 73.35 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
14638. | khemchand (khemtwt11) | 73.35 | 97.8% | 2023-10-24 |
14639. | Strikeknight (strikeknight02) | 73.35 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
14640. | Jak (jak_man) | 73.35 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
14641. | charistha (charisthawhite) | 73.35 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
14642. | Erika (damayanti) | 73.35 | 93% | 2015-06-17 |
14643. | Greg (colemaklearner824) | 73.35 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
14644. | tiramisu (typist786) | 73.34 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
14645. | Bryan.. XD (bryan_xd) | 73.34 | 95% | 2023-01-02 |
14646. | zedkin (zedkin) | 73.34 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
14647. | Victor (mrvictordiaz) | 73.34 | 93% | 2016-06-02 |
14648. | Ajit (ajits) | 73.33 | 96% | 2016-03-13 |
14649. | Cleveland (beatenbones) | 73.33 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
14650. | Todel (todelz) | 73.33 | 94% | 2022-04-14 |
14651. | Noé (phlogistique) | 73.33 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
14652. | Andres (andreshazard) | 73.33 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
14653. | Leonardo (killenom) | 73.32 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
14654. | Aditya (aditya7245) | 73.32 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
14655. | jawnnyp (jawnnyp) | 73.32 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
14656. | Ping (pinglam101) | 73.32 | 95% | 2020-04-01 |
14657. | kuan-yu (edisonhello) | 73.32 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
14658. | Mason (washingtongrove) | 73.32 | 94% | 2019-06-29 |
14659. | Jacob (js81010) | 73.31 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
14660. | nazmul (nhasan0290) | 73.31 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
14661. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 73.31 | 99% | 2016-12-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |