And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18584. | Sara (zentangerine) | 81.57 | 97% | 2016-09-21 |
| 18585. | Umar (samdanirani) | 81.56 | 96% | 2023-03-01 |
| 18586. | ☔️ (orella) | 81.56 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 18587. | smudgd (smudgd) | 81.56 | 96.5% | 2023-09-24 |
| 18588. | ＃ (nathanwang23) | 81.56 | 92% | 2014-03-31 |
| 18589. | Nicole (lnvc) | 81.56 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 18590. | Frayz (frayz) | 81.55 | 93% | 2015-10-07 |
| 18591. | Nik (niktrc) | 81.55 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 18592. | Karthik (karthikkumar) | 81.55 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 18593. | Todd (influence) | 81.55 | 92% | 2013-09-25 |
| 18594. | MortisAngelus89 (nwistbac) | 81.55 | 97% | 2015-05-29 |
| 18595. | Max (thexa4) | 81.54 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 18596. | Yani (theghak) | 81.54 | 97% | 2023-07-05 |
| 18597. | eric (ericpr) | 81.54 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 18598. | Angel (angvplnx) | 81.54 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 18599. | Alex (hockeymna12) | 81.54 | 94% | 2015-11-23 |
| 18600. | Matthew (pencilboy2) | 81.53 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 18601. | Squirr3i (squirr3l) | 81.53 | 89% | 2017-05-01 |
| 18602. | Babayou (babalo) | 81.53 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 18603. | AKD (ajfkd) | 81.53 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 18604. | Razorce (razorce) | 81.53 | 96% | 2016-11-30 |
| 18605. | Rowen Roel (borgons) | 81.52 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 18606. | Kevin (kevant_7) | 81.52 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 18607. | Katie (klennon) | 81.52 | 95% | 2016-02-14 |
| 18608. | Rin (dreameroffantasy) | 81.52 | 94% | 2013-10-18 |
| 18609. | C (cnoteusa) | 81.52 | 94% | 2016-04-27 |
| 18610. | Dominic (dark_demon) | 81.51 | 99% | 2014-05-10 |
| 18611. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 81.51 | 96% | 2016-04-06 |
| 18612. | 4Head (anele) | 81.51 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
| 18613. | Anthony (aconn90) | 81.51 | 97% | 2013-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |