As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17897. | nothandy (kjner17u) | 66.41 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
| 17898. | Waonder (waonder) | 66.41 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 17899. | Mikastiv (mikastiv) | 66.41 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 17900. | Arr (htunkyaw) | 66.41 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 17901. | AG (anujmgupta) | 66.41 | 94% | 2016-01-01 |
| 17902. | Muhmmad (usamakhan018) | 66.40 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 17903. | Mihkel (tikstiks) | 66.40 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 17904. | Cristian (fraayze) | 66.40 | 94.8% | 2021-02-13 |
| 17905. | chanette (mak1nami) | 66.39 | 95.7% | 2023-05-20 |
| 17906. | Sand (eyebags) | 66.39 | 96% | 2018-07-16 |
| 17907. | Marius (m4ryu5) | 66.39 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 17908. | Kelsey (kelseyjaescott) | 66.39 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 17909. | Michael (fourstats) | 66.39 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
| 17910. | Shukuphido (shukuphido) | 66.39 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 17911. | Ngoc (windblossom0520) | 66.39 | 96% | 2023-01-18 |
| 17912. | Mariam (maliya13) | 66.39 | 100% | 2015-05-12 |
| 17913. | Micah (micahnical) | 66.38 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 17914. | Ryan (ryann77) | 66.38 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
| 17915. | Chun Yu (intaceraptor) | 66.38 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
| 17916. | Rennard (rennard) | 66.38 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 17917. | EAT (nooodless) | 66.38 | 92% | 2016-09-21 |
| 17918. | 5th place (aj300031990) | 66.38 | 97% | 2015-07-22 |
| 17919. | Jacob (critias26) | 66.38 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 17920. | Nafidz (arckngel) | 66.37 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 17921. | bean (skillednoob69) | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 17922. | matt (mpcroft) | 66.37 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 17923. | Cryxon (cryxon) | 66.36 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
| 17924. | SImo (__simo__) | 66.36 | 96.6% | 2024-11-07 |
| 17925. | YSSH (yosshi) | 66.36 | 94% | 2021-10-22 |
| 17926. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 66.36 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |