So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24005. | Justine (jpbaba11) | 62.30 | 94% | 2016-10-20 |
| 24006. | Kevin (ksantos21) | 62.30 | 94% | 2016-11-29 |
| 24007. | Maxi (supermaxi) | 62.29 | 92% | 2013-12-09 |
| 24008. | jTactics (jtactics) | 62.29 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 24009. | Kevin Rendell (hankami37) | 62.29 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 24010. | Mei (fanmeishanyeah) | 62.29 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 24011. | Ben (wippidy) | 62.29 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 24012. | Kaine (kaine02) | 62.29 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 24013. | Seth (pandabear) | 62.29 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 24014. | Bao (vroomxd) | 62.29 | 95% | 2017-09-09 |
| 24015. | Friedrich (drmomake) | 62.29 | 94% | 2017-04-22 |
| 24016. | caydran (caydran) | 62.28 | 96% | 2022-11-17 |
| 24017. | Fatma (fatmaozer) | 62.28 | 92% | 2014-11-13 |
| 24018. | Hsuan-Han (hsuanlv) | 62.28 | 95% | 2014-07-11 |
| 24019. | Debbie (debit) | 62.28 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 24020. | BaltazarSponge (aretu) | 62.28 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 24021. | TiMMsY (ctimmsy) | 62.27 | 94.9% | 2023-10-10 |
| 24022. | ngelnjel (ngelnjel) | 62.27 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 24023. | lucy (eggsandcheese) | 62.27 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 24024. | Přemysl (premik) | 62.27 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 24025. | kumar (kumarb) | 62.27 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 24026. | Jose Nestor (dealwithjay) | 62.27 | 97% | 2012-11-05 |
| 24027. | Yoong (lipyoong10) | 62.27 | 88% | 2011-08-22 |
| 24028. | Wakeat (wakeat) | 62.27 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 24029. | James (blinkerfluid) | 62.27 | 98% | 2013-09-05 |
| 24030. | Dan (aizort) | 62.27 | 97% | 2015-08-07 |
| 24031. | yeah (lolguysm) | 62.26 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 24032. | ridicolos (ridicolos) | 62.26 | 94% | 2021-04-17 |
| 24033. | Matty (doyoufeelluckypunk) | 62.26 | 94% | 2012-01-05 |
| 24034. | Frank (onefun) | 62.26 | 99% | 2013-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |