The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22998. | Александар (aca2203) | 67.49 | 99% | 2021-06-28 |
| 22999. | vicky singh (herevicky) | 67.49 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 23000. | serei (sereibott) | 67.49 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 23001. | PANTIOS (pantios) | 67.49 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
| 23002. | Damir (damirados) | 67.49 | 94% | 2015-04-07 |
| 23003. | Gustav (gustavelmqvist) | 67.49 | 95% | 2016-12-11 |
| 23004. | Taylor J Hintz (eatinvisce... | 67.48 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
| 23005. | Mark (markwong) | 67.48 | 90% | 2016-10-17 |
| 23006. | Taevon (morris640) | 67.48 | 94% | 2013-01-16 |
| 23007. | AspectOfTheNerd (aspectofth... | 67.48 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 23008. | Weixun (weixunge) | 67.48 | 93% | 2015-09-30 |
| 23009. | NotJamix (notjamix) | 67.48 | 94.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 23010. | bell (bell125) | 67.48 | 96.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 23011. | Hoonken (hoonken) | 67.48 | 94% | 2015-12-30 |
| 23012. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 67.48 | 97% | 2017-12-22 |
| 23013. | FUNRUINER (abefroman) | 67.48 | 84% | 2012-11-16 |
| 23014. | Eli (eliaxelang007) | 67.47 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 23015. | Quynh (spinelsun) | 67.47 | 92% | 2012-10-04 |
| 23016. | Aizaki (aizaki_) | 67.47 | 95% | 2022-08-17 |
| 23017. | jan Inasi (fiszbiny) | 67.47 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 23018. | Mamdouh (mamdouh_75) | 67.47 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 23019. | Four (idesmond) | 67.47 | 93% | 2012-07-26 |
| 23020. | vaibhav (vaibhav1618) | 67.47 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 23021. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 67.47 | 96% | 2019-01-06 |
| 23022. | DREAMER7 (dreamer7) | 67.47 | 98% | 2015-06-30 |
| 23023. | vin (vinicarus) | 67.46 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 23024. | baby (babyshadow) | 67.46 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 23025. | Francisco (faac98) | 67.46 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 23026. | Adam (ediggity152005) | 67.46 | 97% | 2018-10-01 |
| 23027. | boostey (boostey) | 67.46 | 95% | 2016-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |