I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16561. | Abdul (ar_477) | 71.84 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 16562. | Param (parmy) | 71.84 | 97% | 2015-11-18 |
| 16563. | Demian (demian13) | 71.83 | 95% | 2021-06-16 |
| 16564. | captain (fegit) | 71.82 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
| 16565. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 71.82 | 95% | 2022-05-04 |
| 16566. | Drew (drew34000) | 71.82 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 16567. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 71.82 | 87% | 2016-01-04 |
| 16568. | cat (catlinpng) | 71.82 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 16569. | Raoof (raoof) | 71.82 | 91% | 2015-09-09 |
| 16570. | Mikayel (maghasyan) | 71.82 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 16571. | Dave (davet) | 71.82 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
| 16572. | ilya (iluts) | 71.81 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 16573. | Zane (zane_got) | 71.81 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 16574. | Jezreel (jroxas97) | 71.81 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 16575. | Nick (twisternick6) | 71.81 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 16576. | Manhim (martintmh) | 71.81 | 96% | 2016-12-07 |
| 16577. | Denys (turbo_turtle_typer) | 71.80 | 97.6% | 2025-04-02 |
| 16578. | John Harshberger (johnnyboi... | 71.80 | 95.2% | 2024-11-05 |
| 16579. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 71.80 | 95.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 16580. | marc (kangdashman) | 71.80 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 16581. | Ivan (aivan2) | 71.80 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 16582. | Merturtos (merturtos) | 71.80 | 93% | 2015-10-30 |
| 16583. | Garrett (electro_fetus) | 71.80 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 16584. | Maarten (mette1337) | 71.79 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 16585. | Gilberto (shesmu) | 71.79 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 16586. | Brandon (imbrand0n) | 71.78 | 98% | 2018-09-12 |
| 16587. | trip (triphereon) | 71.78 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 16588. | Jose (josempmf) | 71.78 | 93% | 2016-09-10 |
| 16589. | John (vkts) | 71.78 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 16590. | RayDaren (raydaren) | 71.77 | 97% | 2017-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |