So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22738. | C. (roye7758) | 64.19 | 92% | 2015-03-23 |
| 22739. | Jandar (jandar) | 64.18 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
| 22740. | Sactio (tyo007) | 64.18 | 90% | 2011-08-10 |
| 22741. | Mike (ashmoney5) | 64.18 | 93% | 2015-02-26 |
| 22742. | tyjeremiad (tyjeremiad) | 64.18 | 90% | 2014-02-11 |
| 22743. | Duong (pigbang1999) | 64.17 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| 22744. | Alex (alexklaus) | 64.17 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
| 22745. | Mike (promike) | 64.17 | 95% | 2015-03-18 |
| 22746. | srijan (srijan10_01) | 64.16 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 22747. | Abdulaziz (abdulazizhassan) | 64.16 | 94% | 2022-07-01 |
| 22748. | SoapaHolic (soapaholic) | 64.16 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 22749. | AJ (袁琎越) (ajyawn) | 64.16 | 91% | 2014-05-01 |
| 22750. | zikk (zikk) | 64.16 | 95% | 2015-09-01 |
| 22751. | me (mlprichard) | 64.16 | 94% | 2017-03-24 |
| 22752. | Luigi (luigi_moran) | 64.16 | 90% | 2014-02-19 |
| 22753. | Jenn (jennyev) | 64.16 | 96% | 2016-05-22 |
| 22754. | Amit (am542) | 64.15 | 97.4% | 2023-07-16 |
| 22755. | OMGnesststats[omgness321] (... | 64.15 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 22756. | lili (lilihsu) | 64.15 | 98.2% | 2023-08-13 |
| 22757. | ahmed (ahmedsamy) | 64.15 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 22758. | Mike23100 (mike23100) | 64.15 | 91% | 2016-06-24 |
| 22759. | Kev (joebob1235) | 64.15 | 92% | 2015-01-28 |
| 22760. | Jackson (jackson1995) | 64.15 | 97% | 2014-07-18 |
| 22761. | Adeel (adeeladil) | 64.15 | — | 2010-10-11 |
| 22762. | CHUGGITYPES (chuggitypes) | 64.14 | 93% | 2021-09-14 |
| 22763. | Pujan (aaa16797) | 64.14 | 95% | 2015-01-29 |
| 22764. | ayush (orange_master) | 64.14 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| 22765. | Dien (gsdien) | 64.14 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 22766. | Sobia (sobiaq) | 64.14 | 95% | 2012-08-17 |
| 22767. | suze (suze) | 64.14 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |