The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28312. | phoenix (cun_con) | 58.37 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 28313. | rahul (rahularctic) | 58.37 | 94% | 2013-02-10 |
| 28314. | Noé (phlogistique) | 58.37 | 94% | 2013-07-17 |
| 28315. | Sean (kornyhorny) | 58.36 | 93% | 2021-03-07 |
| 28316. | Subhankar (subhankarch) | 58.36 | 96% | 2013-10-12 |
| 28317. | Jonte (zitrex) | 58.36 | 93% | 2018-12-24 |
| 28318. | Krishna (qrishna59) | 58.36 | 95% | 2022-10-21 |
| 28319. | Max (maxpage) | 58.36 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 28320. | Paulo (paulo891) | 58.35 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 28321. | ravi (sravi4701) | 58.35 | 94% | 2016-08-28 |
| 28322. | Duc (aduc6z) | 58.34 | 95% | 2013-03-04 |
| 28323. | Coitado (coitado_man) | 58.34 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 28324. | Cody (techepic) | 58.34 | 86% | 2015-04-15 |
| 28325. | hieu (hieult) | 58.34 | 94% | 2012-06-10 |
| 28326. | Morningstar (morningstarxua... | 58.34 | 93% | 2015-04-30 |
| 28327. | sunshine (chellenyasmin) | 58.34 | 93% | 2015-11-10 |
| 28328. | Ahmed (ahmedreda8) | 58.33 | 94% | 2023-04-18 |
| 28329. | Ahmad (ahmadsabbagh) | 58.33 | 96% | 2020-03-15 |
| 28330. | Steve (stevehawk) | 58.33 | 94% | 2017-07-23 |
| 28331. | Zaid (supremestflame) | 58.33 | 91% | 2016-04-10 |
| 28332. | swetha (swethaesp) | 58.32 | 96% | 2022-01-10 |
| 28333. | Buba Dorj (dbuba99) | 58.32 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 28334. | tourist (amey_9) | 58.32 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 28335. | Shabaz (shabazsyed) | 58.32 | 88% | 2016-07-12 |
| 28336. | Kristen (kstuart) | 58.32 | 82% | 2015-07-31 |
| 28337. | Kenilt (kenilt) | 58.31 | 94% | 2014-03-07 |
| 28338. | Alex (tulyngyo) | 58.31 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 28339. | JEFFGKL (jeffgkl69) | 58.31 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 28340. | Person (ali_666_) | 58.31 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 28341. | GÜLDEREN (gulderen) | 58.31 | — | 2009-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |