I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15594. | Eirik (chickenboomer) | 70.51 | 95.4% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15595. | Haribo (mmtheking) | 70.51 | 92% | 2017-05-26 |
| 15596. | Roham (rohamhasbadaim) | 70.50 | 94% | 2020-03-21 |
| 15597. | Ovi (ovi001) | 70.50 | 95% | 2022-12-25 |
| 15598. | Kristoffer (marcusaurelius99) | 70.50 | 96.3% | 2025-01-22 |
| 15599. | Carson (carson_a_r) | 70.50 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15600. | Axel (zedronar) | 70.50 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 15601. | Maria (mariata) | 70.50 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 15602. | Soleil (soleil_djade) | 70.49 | 96.6% | 2025-02-06 |
| 15603. | Blackhat (lifehacker1) | 70.49 | 96% | 2022-03-26 |
| 15604. | Joe (niconiconicasio) | 70.49 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 15605. | Aashish (albatross007) | 70.49 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 15606. | Aidan (b8its) | 70.49 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
| 15607. | Ricky (rickylincl) | 70.49 | 99% | 2020-10-08 |
| 15608. | earomc (earomc) | 70.49 | 95.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 15609. | Rishi (ririhaha) | 70.49 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 15610. | Charly (swagzzzzz) | 70.48 | 94% | 2021-10-24 |
| 15611. | Ahmed (ahmed_elamory) | 70.48 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 15612. | iron (iron_pickaxe) | 70.48 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 15613. | Jack (luiden) | 70.48 | 94% | 2017-01-15 |
| 15614. | even (even97) | 70.47 | 98% | 2024-07-21 |
| 15615. | ben (157741) | 70.47 | 96% | 2025-02-01 |
| 15616. | Hassan (luigi_) | 70.47 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 15617. | Kyle (nakuz1988) | 70.47 | 96% | 2023-12-08 |
| 15618. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 70.47 | 100% | 2017-08-03 |
| 15619. | Ivan (fafner_) | 70.46 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 15620. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 70.46 | 97% | 2019-03-09 |
| 15621. | Nic (hoooosdifuh) | 70.45 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
| 15622. | Aryan (aryanp) | 70.44 | 95% | 2021-04-19 |
| 15623. | afq984 (afq984) | 70.44 | 96% | 2021-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |