As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22146. | Speedy (speedycuberguy) | 55.85 | 94% | 2017-11-30 |
| 22147. | Ahmad (darklungs) | 55.85 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 22148. | Mike (mike7777777) | 55.85 | 98% | 2015-06-23 |
| 22149. | Killuminati (ahmedali25jan) | 55.84 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 22150. | (oartalk) | 55.84 | 96% | 2020-01-05 |
| 22151. | moh (moh77) | 55.84 | 95% | 2018-07-18 |
| 22152. | nothin (hotterthanyou) | 55.84 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 22153. | Nico (monnerford) | 55.83 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 22154. | the one (qaisianas) | 55.83 | 94% | 2023-02-06 |
| 22155. | Samir (47_sam) | 55.83 | 95.5% | 2021-02-26 |
| 22156. | Alex (1234950) | 55.83 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
| 22157. | lavenderfield (lavenderfield) | 55.82 | 96.9% | 2023-09-12 |
| 22158. | kappagaev (kappagaev) | 55.82 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 22159. | boinge (boingee) | 55.82 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 22160. | varun (vvikramjhu) | 55.82 | 95% | 2015-07-17 |
| 22161. | Aidan (mapleman900) | 55.82 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 22162. | Joe (boooooob) | 55.81 | 93% | 2023-09-13 |
| 22163. | porphyrogennetos (porphyrog... | 55.81 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 22164. | David (idddqd) | 55.81 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 22165. | Lance (clementine29) | 55.81 | 94.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 22166. | rifqy (agidesu) | 55.81 | 96.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 22167. | viclone (viclone) | 55.80 | 95% | 2022-09-30 |
| 22168. | Jack (trooper1) | 55.80 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 22169. | Joshua (jlimlg) | 55.80 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 22170. | Vance (vanceblack) | 55.80 | 96% | 2016-12-31 |
| 22171. | Bleketap (bleketap) | 55.79 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 22172. | jason (jasondads) | 55.79 | 95% | 2020-07-29 |
| 22173. | daniel (idkwhatsavailable) | 55.79 | 94% | 2022-02-26 |
| 22174. | a (im_typing_with_my_d) | 55.79 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 22175. | Mike (yangbang97) | 55.79 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |