I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7620. | slacker (theslacker) | 91.52 | 95% | 2015-12-18 |
| 7621. | Susan (pfpigs) | 91.52 | 96% | 2017-07-19 |
| 7622. | kbd67 mkii dark jades (ligma) | 91.52 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 7623. | DiddyNetanyahu (yairken1) | 91.51 | 96% | 2024-11-19 |
| 7624. | Ravi (131raviarya) | 91.51 | 97.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 7625. | Iqbal (iqballerr) | 91.51 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 7626. | Maverick (maverickblitz) | 91.51 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 7627. | Дидакус (didacus) | 91.51 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 7628. | Simon (simon_f1) | 91.51 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 7629. | Michael (mercury28) | 91.51 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 7630. | Oats (oatsonnorman) | 91.51 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 7631. | ∂ß (sheissuchababe) | 91.51 | 94% | 2015-11-19 |
| 7632. | Janheart (jnlayoso) | 91.50 | 98.5% | 2024-05-03 |
| 7633. | Lew (eyeofth3b3hold3r) | 91.50 | 95% | 2016-03-28 |
| 7634. | Haha (jeff991117) | 91.50 | 98% | 2025-02-13 |
| 7635. | Austin (muzzzy) | 91.50 | 92% | 2016-01-22 |
| 7636. | Leeham (you_smell) | 91.49 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 7637. | Joe (agentcursez) | 91.49 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
| 7638. | Donked (cyrany) | 91.49 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
| 7639. | Said (saidenhide) | 91.49 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 7640. | A (achongl) | 91.49 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 7641. | Hunter (bunter15) | 91.48 | 98% | 2023-08-09 |
| 7642. | Joshua (wthjosh) | 91.48 | 96% | 2018-01-13 |
| 7643. | Sparik (sparik) | 91.48 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 7644. | Jack (jacknachos) | 91.47 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 7645. | CHINTAN (chintan357) | 91.47 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 7646. | tim (slipperyreptile) | 91.46 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 7647. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 91.46 | 99% | 2016-01-23 |
| 7648. | Manuel (manguy0705) | 91.46 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 7649. | Dabber (xzy331) | 91.44 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |