So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34361. | Zain (zain) | 44.04 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 34362. | Mari (pwns) | 44.04 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 34363. | Shade (shade7) | 44.03 | 86% | 2012-01-23 |
| 34364. | Parsa (parsa_barani) | 44.02 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 34365. | karthick (cprogramkarthick@... | 44.02 | 86% | 2012-07-18 |
| 34366. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 44.01 | 95% | 2018-07-25 |
| 34367. | Aamir (maamir) | 44.00 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 34368. | Joshua (typer_maestero) | 43.99 | 95% | 2022-12-27 |
| 34369. | Mr.Mowgli (mr_mowgli) | 43.99 | 92.1% | 2023-10-25 |
| 34370. | Kaung Myat Oo (kaungmyatoo7) | 43.99 | 94% | 2022-06-01 |
| 34371. | Omor (omor2) | 43.99 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
| 34372. | Wasif (waxif_dad) | 43.99 | 93% | 2021-11-10 |
| 34373. | David (yourshadow13) | 43.99 | 89% | 2015-08-25 |
| 34374. | Sherief (gharraph) | 43.99 | 94% | 2014-03-22 |
| 34375. | aasif (stolenheart) | 43.98 | 93% | 2015-09-07 |
| 34376. | 07 (ramu7) | 43.98 | 90% | 2013-04-27 |
| 34377. | Jens (lyhne) | 43.97 | 93% | 2019-04-11 |
| 34378. | SPACE (spacegamer428) | 43.97 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 34379. | Afterlife (afterlife71) | 43.97 | 94% | 2022-02-02 |
| 34380. | seda (seda) | 43.97 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 34381. | Raiymbek (duldiev) | 43.96 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 34382. | Ayush (man743) | 43.96 | 92% | 2022-08-14 |
| 34383. | prasanna (buntapanda) | 43.95 | 94.2% | 2021-03-01 |
| 34384. | Bigyan (bigyan) | 43.95 | 91% | 2014-11-27 |
| 34385. | Justin (theflyingfajita) | 43.95 | 88% | 2015-11-29 |
| 34386. | Stephani (msteph) | 43.95 | 92% | 2012-08-03 |
| 34387. | karby (karby) | 43.95 | — | 2009-03-04 |
| 34388. | Rai (saigonorai) | 43.95 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 34389. | joshua (boangka008) | 43.95 | 86% | 2012-10-11 |
| 34390. | Justin (speedygg1) | 43.94 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |