The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12114. | ToNNey (tonney16) | 41.88 | 87% | 2012-08-09 |
| 12115. | scorpio (scorpiolek) | 41.88 | 97% | 2011-07-29 |
| 12116. | yntylox (yntylox) | 41.87 | 93% | 2021-12-09 |
| 12117. | peeush (piefkr) | 41.87 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 12118. | hemlata (hemlata) | 41.87 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 12119. | steve (nikatrel) | 41.86 | 92% | 2013-11-07 |
| 12120. | sara (sara12) | 41.86 | 94% | 2011-05-17 |
| 12121. | Margaret (spunkymkp) | 41.86 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| 12122. | imran (ikhan826) | 41.86 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 12123. | Jefty (jeff_tee20) | 41.85 | 94% | 2011-09-23 |
| 12124. | A9 (luogang) | 41.84 | 94% | 2013-06-08 |
| 12125. | can (hacciede) | 41.84 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 12126. | marissa (marissa26) | 41.84 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 12127. | Sapulr (sapulr) | 41.83 | 93% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12128. | morganwayne33 (morganwayne33) | 41.83 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 12129. | Winnie (sakurablossom) | 41.83 | 96% | 2014-01-19 |
| 12130. | afshin (afshin_alizadeh) | 41.82 | 90% | 2015-06-04 |
| 12131. | Michelle (michelle1110) | 41.82 | 93% | 2016-06-21 |
| 12132. | K (magicalmomo) | 41.81 | 95% | 2023-10-25 |
| 12133. | Jurgis (afla) | 41.81 | 95% | 2011-10-23 |
| 12134. | IanL (jeedaiian) | 41.80 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 12135. | JAN (phat_waffa) | 41.80 | 94% | 2012-04-23 |
| 12136. | Jesse (jesse_2022) | 41.79 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 12137. | Yuhang (yuhang0722) | 41.79 | 95% | 2017-10-11 |
| 12138. | Travanao (travanao666) | 41.79 | 94% | 2018-03-26 |
| 12139. | Kerem (tearsfears) | 41.78 | 94.3% | 2021-02-13 |
| 12140. | Dima (zorgsoffice) | 41.78 | 94% | 2016-04-04 |
| 12141. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 41.78 | 94% | 2017-12-22 |
| 12142. | Samuel O'Boyle (samuelob) | 41.77 | 95% | 2022-05-03 |
| 12143. | john (jaser) | 41.77 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |