I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5322. | Devlin (dr_corr) | 100.50 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 5323. | j (zjvr) | 100.50 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 5324. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 100.50 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 5325. | Lazar (lb115) | 100.50 | 97% | 2017-04-19 |
| 5326. | Benjamin (dogast) | 100.49 | 97.3% | 2024-12-03 |
| 5327. | Jacob (dunkerschnoodle) | 100.49 | 96% | 2017-11-24 |
| 5328. | manthan (sixtynine_wpm) | 100.48 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 5329. | Woogy (woogy187) | 100.48 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 5330. | Teegey (teegey) | 100.48 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 5331. | Saily (astress) | 100.47 | 99.3% | 2024-04-01 |
| 5332. | Meeb (meeb24) | 100.47 | 99% | 2021-11-26 |
| 5333. | Anthony (orn59354) | 100.46 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5334. | いつき (huywee) | 100.46 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 5335. | rice (riceyrice) | 100.46 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 5336. | Omer (okirnap) | 100.46 | 99% | 2021-10-14 |
| 5337. | Hersh (hbhargava) | 100.46 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
| 5338. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (frankj1) | 100.45 | 98% | 2020-01-18 |
| 5339. | YemTheKing (yemtheking) | 100.45 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
| 5340. | truecoatcrew (truecoatcrew) | 100.45 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 5341. | ジョン (johnr_) | 100.45 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5342. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 100.45 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 5343. | piglet (slaylet) | 100.44 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5344. | Mitch (condos) | 100.44 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 5345. | Ko (__lo) | 100.43 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 5346. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 100.43 | 97.6% | 2023-11-21 |
| 5347. | Wuchereria (wuchereria) | 100.43 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 5348. | ryan (frustrate) | 100.43 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 5349. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 100.42 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 5350. | kt (kt1312) | 100.41 | 97% | 2025-06-06 |
| 5351. | bob (tyuro) | 100.41 | 98% | 2025-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |