I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1946. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 86.86 | 96.8% | 2024-07-14 |
| 1947. | Nobody (kinghades) | 86.86 | 97.4% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1948. | Isaac (xecisaac) | 86.85 | 97% | 2024-02-13 |
| 1949. | Toof (bronze_bucket) | 86.85 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1950. | Rose (rustedham) | 86.81 | 97% | 2024-10-02 |
| 1951. | Manik2375 (manik2375) | 86.78 | 94.9% | 2024-11-09 |
| 1952. | kawi (kawion) | 86.77 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 1953. | xd (palmate) | 86.76 | 96.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 1954. | Mr (mrpink_5) | 86.75 | 97% | 2023-11-18 |
| 1955. | Synica (synica) | 86.74 | 96% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1956. | Kevin Peng (no2pzld) | 86.72 | 98% | 2025-06-17 |
| 1957. | abhijeet singh (abhijeetsingh) | 86.69 | 98.1% | 2024-02-21 |
| 1958. | Tobe (jeeko_pogi) | 86.65 | 96.4% | 2024-08-17 |
| 1959. | Luis (chapibol) | 86.64 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 1960. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 86.64 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 1961. | Anton (antosha03) | 86.62 | 96.5% | 2025-01-28 |
| 1962. | Rab (rabuhana) | 86.57 | 97.1% | 2024-08-04 |
| 1963. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 86.57 | 96.5% | 2023-06-18 |
| 1964. | Swerve (swerve9) | 86.55 | 94% | 2025-02-14 |
| 1965. | JP (freshlumpia) | 86.55 | 96.9% | 2023-08-24 |
| 1966. | Christian (xxxcleverchrisxxx) | 86.55 | 95.7% | 2023-11-29 |
| 1967. | Ceilingfanswitch (ceilingfa... | 86.54 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1968. | Braydon (nightpantaloons) | 86.54 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1969. | Will (williamwang) | 86.54 | 97.9% | 2024-07-26 |
| 1970. | Zac (zacmuturi) | 86.49 | 97% | 2024-05-10 |
| 1971. | David (wdnch) | 86.48 | 98.2% | 2024-12-08 |
| 1972. | Karen Jit Gio (karenjitgio) | 86.47 | 98% | 2024-11-30 |
| 1973. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 86.47 | 95.4% | 2024-12-21 |
| 1974. | Hiep (dutahi) | 86.46 | 97.1% | 2023-11-30 |
| 1975. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 86.44 | 97.6% | 2024-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |