The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12902. | J (fisterfight) | 83.46 | 91% | 2014-03-25 |
| 12903. | Juho (safou) | 83.46 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 12904. | Numsi (numsi) | 83.46 | 94% | 2011-12-06 |
| 12905. | braaa (braaaiiins) | 83.45 | 89% | 2012-03-22 |
| 12906. | Brian (brianix4) | 83.45 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
| 12907. | Sean (masian08) | 83.45 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 12908. | J. (indazone) | 83.45 | 98% | 2012-01-24 |
| 12909. | qingliang (leoren) | 83.45 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 12910. | Kevin (dsent) | 83.44 | 94% | 2013-02-07 |
| 12911. | qwerty (jowk) | 83.44 | 97.4% | 2023-10-05 |
| 12912. | Doven (doven) | 83.44 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 12913. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 83.44 | 99% | 2017-10-13 |
| 12914. | Miguel (mp.gomes89@gmail.com) | 83.44 | 95% | 2015-01-11 |
| 12915. | Mario (mxrithooo) | 83.43 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 12916. | Francis Cleo (franfyrhart) | 83.43 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 12917. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 83.43 | 91% | 2017-04-30 |
| 12918. | Anthony (teerath13) | 83.42 | 94% | 2012-02-04 |
| 12919. | Alan (affectedmelon) | 83.42 | 95% | 2022-08-07 |
| 12920. | Vato (vatm1010) | 83.42 | 98% | 2014-09-17 |
| 12921. | mh (mhan) | 83.42 | 94% | 2012-02-17 |
| 12922. | Kuzma (rikoj02) | 83.41 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 12923. | mscassady13 (mscassady13) | 83.41 | 95% | 2014-11-20 |
| 12924. | Makayla (darkhorse98) | 83.41 | 89% | 2013-01-11 |
| 12925. | Cupcake (cupcakemenace) | 83.41 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
| 12926. | McLoving (24thknight) | 83.41 | 95% | 2013-11-18 |
| 12927. | Nick (aaaywhatup) | 83.40 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 12928. | pan (oldpan) | 83.40 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 12929. | Alan (ohesachite) | 83.40 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 12930. | Victor (vexorian) | 83.40 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 12931. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 83.40 | 97% | 2012-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |