I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1051. | Bigfoot (professor_zoom8) | 125.45 | 98.5% | 2024-02-14 |
| 1052. | Alon (daycolor) | 125.43 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1053. | (aus10_) | 125.42 | 98.1% | 2025-01-02 |
| 1054. | fried (fried_7332) | 125.41 | 98.7% | 2023-09-19 |
| 1055. | qwertyuiop (echoflint) | 125.39 | 95% | 2016-08-19 |
| 1056. | I can't beat you chimchim (... | 125.38 | 96% | 2017-02-28 |
| 1057. | Dylan (traykey) | 125.35 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 1058. | HelloSputnik (nuge) | 125.35 | 97% | 2015-04-23 |
| 1059. | Andrew (earthduster) | 125.34 | 96% | 2015-11-19 |
| 1060. | Quandale (jaxzy96) | 125.33 | 99% | 2022-10-09 |
| 1061. | Elie (eliepr0) | 125.32 | 97.5% | 2024-07-18 |
| 1062. | Will (tychoman) | 125.30 | 98% | 2015-04-09 |
| 1063. | dmo (hinjaku_hinjaku) | 125.29 | 99% | 2023-06-26 |
| 1064. | Malagasy_Typer (bradthegoat69) | 125.28 | 98.5% | 2023-11-08 |
| 1065. | d (hirundinidae) | 125.28 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1066. | Reprisal (reprisxl) | 125.28 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 1067. | Tony (aethercrest) | 125.27 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 1068. | Akshay (aksseet) | 125.27 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 1069. | Euwern (euwerneese) | 125.27 | 99% | 2021-01-17 |
| 1070. | red32 (blckman) | 125.26 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 1071. | Маершон (timeandsoul2) | 125.24 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 1072. | Max (minecraftaholic) | 125.24 | 99% | 2017-10-21 |
| 1073. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 125.24 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 1074. | dangerbob (dangerbob) | 125.24 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1075. | i use caps lock (3booddd) | 125.22 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1076. | Tereterna (tereterna) | 125.21 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
| 1077. | Louie (lewieee) | 125.18 | 98% | 2023-10-17 |
| 1078. | sa (sosa21) | 125.17 | 99.2% | 2024-11-27 |
| 1079. | GXCVI (gxcvi) | 125.17 | 98.8% | 2023-09-22 |
| 1080. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 125.15 | 99% | 2022-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |